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Rusty Periscope 

The act of sitting on a girls face, with your balls resting on her eyes as if shes peering through the lens of a periscope, while she simultaneously jerks you off.
Jen is on her period this week, so I hopped on for a Rusty Periscope.

periscope fart 

When you press your butt against a hard, flat-surfaced chair and fart, but there is no place for the gas to escape except up the crack of your ass. and out at the top.
Dude, I laid the biggest periscope fart in detention. I press my butt cheeks against the hard chair and farted and the gas came bubbling up the crack of my ass and peeked out at the top!
periscope fart by Stagmen June 20, 2017

Pericombobulations

Inconvenience, troubles, worries, strife, problems.
To have caused you such pericombobulations
Pericombobulations by ALAN GURD September 1, 2006

chocolate periscope 

When you take a giant dump and it's so big that the log sticks up out of the water like a chocolate periscope.
Dude come here I wanna show you my chocolate periscope!

What? Nooo Dude I'm not into men!

No you dork its in the toilet, check it out...

Duuuude that's awesome!!
chocolate periscope by minuccp February 20, 2011

pericode 

a fake drug that people use to prank their friends
Bro did u hear about Charlie? He overdosed on pericode”
pericode by TR00TH May 20, 2019

persocom 

Any one of several a.i. machines in the form of humans (mainly female) that were created to serve their owner by performing simple to complex activities. The usefulness of a persocom is directly proportional to its size. The larger persocoms are capable of emulating comlex emotions and have self learning capabilities.
" I got my persocom to do my taxes for me, it was a breeze"
persocom by Albert February 9, 2004