pernard 

A most of the time short has a very high IQ mostly over 90.Gets bullied but comes back strong and stops everything and gets 1 girl a year

Pernard has got a A on his test.

pernard by BlandShortPerson145 November 19, 2023

Pertarded 

A person who is pertard is at the entry level of retardedness. They may say and do dumb things but are not at the stage of drooling or window licking.

Look at that pertarded Dickhead Tyson. Won't be long until he's drooling and licking windows.

Pertarded by Tony Balony the Phony March 25, 2019

pernando 

Pernando could be defined as a man among Gods. Otherwise known as the guy all guys aspire to be and a true homie. Many people have known him to have a swag level of over 9000 and a very good taste in women.

(commonly mistaken as Fernando)

"hey m8, shes not that into you, shes looking for a pernando."

pernando by The Urban Dictionary Elder January 17, 2015

peanard 

Generally refering to someone with very small testicles.

- A ignorant, impotent or weak minded/willed/hearted.

- A weakling.

" You're such a Peanard, Frank "

" Oi! Lookit' them Peanards "

peanard by blahbity June 14, 2004

penard 

a polite word used as an alternative to call someone a penis

'you penard'

penard by Chris K March 12, 2004

pernerded 

nerds with uncontrollable libidos and abnormal sexual tendencies.

"Omg! I have formulated an equation to decide whether it's worth getting with two ugly chicks in return for fucking two of the hottest girls at our school!"

"Dude, why are you so pernerded?"

pernerded by cheesepuff115 December 3, 2011

Pertarded 

Pertarded. A word used by people who instead of 'retarded' opt for 'pertarded'.
-Used when something is totally ridiculous and beyond words
-to a lesser extent, used as inoffensive, compared to 'retarded'.
-stemming from 'perturbed', or is it? I dunno..thats 'pertarded'.

''Omg Dan, i totally looked for you in the crowd, but i couldn't...there was this dude who wouldn let me in front, and these strobe lights, not to mention a few clowns off their breasts on E. The whole situation was pertarded.

Pertarded by See Dee June 16, 2010