pernard
A most of the time short has a very high IQ mostly over 90.Gets bullied but comes back strong and stops everything and gets 1 girl a year
pernard by BlandShortPerson145 November 19, 2023
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Pertarded
A person who is pertard is at the entry level of retardedness. They may say and do dumb things but are not at the stage of drooling or window licking.
Pertarded by Tony Balony the Phony March 25, 2019
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pernard • Pertarded • parnard bose • peanard • Peenard • penard • Penard Cocker • pernade • Pernandez • Pernandle
pernando
Pernando could be defined as a man among Gods. Otherwise known as the guy all guys aspire to be and a true homie. Many people have known him to have a swag level of over 9000 and a very good taste in women.
(commonly mistaken as Fernando)
(commonly mistaken as Fernando)
pernando by The Urban Dictionary Elder January 17, 2015
penard
'you penard'
pernerded
"Omg! I have formulated an equation to decide whether it's worth getting with two ugly chicks in return for fucking two of the hottest girls at our school!"
"Dude, why are you so pernerded?"
"Dude, why are you so pernerded?"
pernerded by cheesepuff115 December 3, 2011
Pertarded
Pertarded. A word used by people who instead of 'retarded' opt for 'pertarded'.
-Used when something is totally ridiculous and beyond words
-to a lesser extent, used as inoffensive, compared to 'retarded'.
-stemming from 'perturbed', or is it? I dunno..thats 'pertarded'.
-Used when something is totally ridiculous and beyond words
-to a lesser extent, used as inoffensive, compared to 'retarded'.
-stemming from 'perturbed', or is it? I dunno..thats 'pertarded'.
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