penard

a polite word used as an alternative to call someone a penis

'you penard'

by Chris K March 12, 2004

Penard Cocker

A dirty dirty little sex pest that will fuck your nan and dad in the same afternoon. Usually their names begin with a, b, c or l, but never lee.

Those lads are proper penard cockers tell ya.

by Beltazar November 10, 2017

Christopher Penaldus

A person from Portugal who like to discover unknown nation when international break happen, he already discovered nation like Lithuania, Luxembourg,San Marino and Andorra

Thanks to Christopher Penaldus.He is the reason why I pass my geography test

by Penaldoggy is finished September 28, 2021

Pristiano Penaldo

A certain portuguese fraud who luckily became a professional football player. He is best known for scoring all of his goals from penalty kicks only and ghosting rest of the game.

Hey did you see pristiano penaldo ghosted again vs Milan last night?

by BallKnowledgeGOD March 9, 2021

Penarse

A silly billy.

"I'm driving down the road with your head stuck in my window, what do you think I'm doing, you penarse?"

by Rob Weir October 2, 2003

Obramboslovska petarda

A ritual dating back to Ancient Greece, commemorating the union between Ares, the god of war, 4 brave greek wariors and Aphrodite, the goddes of love.

The ritual consists of sexual intercorse between 2 parties. In the first party a group of 5 (male) Defnsive studies students (which are direct descendants of brave greek warriors), and a female volunteer who has the honor to partake in such a famous tradition.

They performed an obramboslovska petarda.
The Obramboslovska petarda was a real success.

by nakrovu November 8, 2018

Pussiano Penaldo

Pussiano Penaldo, a. k. a. Pristiano Penaldo, is a fatherless tap-in merchant, who has the same amount of world cups as fathers. He is called that way, because he is a pussy and so never has done a dribble. At nights he is shitting his pants and crying with his Penaldogs in a corner only because of imagining what would have happened if he had tried doing a step over and getting destroyed by any average defender. His main hobby is feeding his little under 12 year old fanbabys, also known as Penaldogs with dogshit

"Daddy what do you call a tap-in merchant, who has no father and the same amount of dead children as the GOAT of soccer Lionel Andres Messi Cuccitinni has as World Cup Titles?"

"Oh, Jimmy, that must be Pussiano Penaldo"

by ItzAri July 29, 2023