penard

a polite word used as an alternative to call someone a penis

'you penard'

by Chris K March 12, 2004

Penard Cocker

A dirty dirty little sex pest that will fuck your nan and dad in the same afternoon. Usually their names begin with a, b, c or l, but never lee.

Those lads are proper penard cockers tell ya.

by Beltazar November 10, 2017