Noun. A sorostitute with which you are in a long term relationship, and thus sleeps at your apartment, house, or fratcastle more than she sleeps at her own sorority house.
Jess - Do you ever sleep in your cold air bed anymore?
Courtney - No, I'm a permashacker at Joey's fraternity. I can't remember the last time I actually slept at our house.
A state of permanent crankiness; generally onset after continuous demoralization and disenfranchisement of an individual or group, in a workplace or household.
"What is up with Joetoday?" ~ "He's permacranked, man."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.