permadank 

1.) When you smoke so much marijuana in an area, the area permanently reeks.

2.) When the marijuana smoke totally saturates any given cloth.

Damn! I thought you stopped smoking!
I did!
Permadank!

permadank by SaucedSkittles November 14, 2016

permalink 

A URL that references a webpage, often one that is dynamically rendered, which displays the information of a single article (usually from an RSS feed) that was featured on the main section of a website but will be or currently is archived.

1) The articles on the frontpage of my blog are generated from an RSS feed, so I'm including a permalink for each page; I just POST the article ID to a PHP webpage that dynamically displays the desired content.

2) The permalinks to all my articles are just SSI pages with filenames of the article IDs. The server includes the XML document of the page with Perl include calls, and I use CSS to control how they are displayed.

permalink by Cheese Lord November 16, 2006

permalink 

A link to a specific article in the archives of a blog, which will remain valid after the article is no longer listed on the blog's front page (i.e after it has archived).

Instead of just linking to the home page of a blog, use the permalink so people will be able to read the article even after the blog has been updated.

permalink by Basseq November 7, 2004

Permaban 

To permanitely ban or stop from using.

The spammer was permabanned.

Permaban by ChipAyten August 13, 2006

Permadrunk 

n., adj.

A person who exhibits intoxicated behaviors consistently without the consumption of alcohol is referred to as permadrunk.

Betty acts like she is drunk all the time, I think she's permadrunk.

or,

Betty acts like she is drunk all the time, I think shes a permadrunk.

Permadrunk by Saving The Angels June 6, 2010

permatan 

The condition of a white person having tanned skin all the year round. There are two forms:
1) Rock star; TV personality; model; other wealthy person to whom an appearance of wellbeing is an inherent part of their lifestyle. Condition obtained by chasing the Summer round the globe. Looks natural.
2) Chav; trailer trash; mediocre prostitute; middle-aged woman who wears leather trousers. Condition obtained through roasting one's skin under a UV lamp. Result looks a bizarre shade of orange and ages the skin prematurely.

Jason "What's that big white ring among the wrinkles on the side of your neck?"
Shaz "Oh shit! I forgot to take my giant hoop earrings off when I was getting my permatan."

permatan by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

Permalance 

A freelance position that turns into a full time job without benefits.

I was hired for a freelance position at Condé Nast, then instead of hiring me full time, they kept me on permalance.

Permalance by Clandestine Cover June 16, 2007