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Perfunctory 

Perfunctory is an adjective, it means to do something without any real interest, effort or feeling. If you do something merely to get it over and done with then that is perfunctory. If it’s something you’ve done that you don’t give a shit about then that’s perfunctory. Indifferent, apathetic, perfunctory, three ways of saying the same thing.
A lick and a promise is a perfunctory wash.
Perfunctory by AKACroatalin October 14, 2016

Phantom Shit Perfecto

A shit which leaves behind no trace. When you wipe your arse you find that it's clean, and when you look in the toilet nothing is there. You're left wondering if you actually had a shit.
- I had a shit perfecto this morning. My arse was as clean as a polished sixpence.
- That's nothing. I had a phantom shit perfecto earlier. I didn't even have to flush.

- In heaven, every shit is a shit perfecto.
Phantom Shit Perfecto by greenlectern September 1, 2010

Metric Petafuckton 

A quadrillion times more than a metric fuckton.
Wow there’s a lot of metric petafucktons of shit here

perfunctory 

An action carried out without real interest, feeling, or effort.
When i watch T.V I feel like I just did something perfunctory
perfunctory by diamondmanizzle3 October 28, 2013

Perfectomundo 

Kind of Spanglish word not meaning "perfect world" or "mundo perfecto" but "perfectly".
Spanglish Usage Statistics Office (SUSO) released its last statistics about this word--the usage of "perfectomundo" is growing specially in Lincoln, NE area.

The theory about the author of this word says that its creator is a human specimen known as LRM. Probaly, the word in question, was a result of an external enviromental factor who triggered some plastogenes in the left hemisphere of the brain. An interruption on the translating system (English to Spanish) of the individual happened, causing a rare reaction wich produced the word to come out, for the first time, of the LRM's mouth.
- Hey Lyle, let's go to the cinema. What do you think?
- Perfectomundo!
Perfectomundo by santik April 4, 2011

Perfectomundo 

Perfectly, which is "Perfectamente" in Spanish, but the person heard it wrong, thereby the "MENTE" became MUNDO. Perhaps the person knew the word MUNDO already and then repeated it the only way they knew how. This is how languages have evolved across the centuries.
Man, that movie was so awesome, it was perfectomundo!
Perfectomundo by este soy-yo January 10, 2016
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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