performoin 

To defecate on the field of play during an outdoor sporting event.

It is always a lot of fun watching the kids performoin this field.

performoin by Gus Malzahn January 2, 2009

Performance activism 

When someone uses a “woke” cause to ensure their social media following knows that they care... when actually, all they care about is their influencer status and the amount of like they’ll get.

“Hey, have you seen that Guy is constantly posting about this cause on his feed?”
“Yeah, of course... they have to at least LOOK like they care. Performance activism is his forte. That’s perfect follower material, right there!”

Performance activism by MisSTeresaGreen June 9, 2020

Performance Punishment 

Due to a high level of motivation and repeat successes you are selected by your superiors to do more work than your peers because you do your job and good at it. This frequently entails extra hours, multitasking, et cetera. The punishment is that you get to watch the underperformer, who is not doing their job, get rewarded via time off, free time, leave work on time and so on. This is common in the military, other government jobs, or large corporations where, due to bureaucracy, it is difficult to get rid of a bad employee.

Sean isn't a workaholic or a brown nose. Since his coworker Steve does nothing all day long, Sean's performance punishment is that he always has to stay late and take on extra projects to make up for Steve.

Performance Punishment by ImperialFleet1 February 16, 2015

What bizarre act is the canine performing? 

A phrase used by British people use when perplexed about what a dog is doing.

"Allow me to receive a mint." "Allow me to receive one as well." "let me obtain one as well." "Splendid!" "Jolly good show!" "What bizarre act is the canine performing?"

What bizarre act is the canine performing? by sigma sugma September 8, 2021

The standard of kpop performance

Choi san member of ATEEZ is the standard of kpop performance as it was said by professional dancers " the man who will upgrade the standard of k-pop performance."

Do you know who is the standard of kpop performance?
"You mean choi san the standard, the standard of the 4th gen and upcoming gens. YESSS!! We love to see it"

The standard of kpop performance by Stanchoisanforbetterlife June 19, 2020

performing a Harry 

when somebody is awaiting you in your home or hotel and when you arrive he isn't responding when ringing the bell or by phone for hours. Sometimes a Harry deluxe can occur which implicits that you are stucked and cannot go to another place so you have to wait outside and gonna have a rest by covering yourself with old newspapers.

Person 1: Dude, we arrived at 8pm but you werent there - that was a typical harry!
Person 2: Yes guys, I was performing a Harry I am very sorry about that!

performing a Harry by Dawei81 April 24, 2014

Poor Performance 

When you do something stupid or make a mistake. Can be used as an excuse when ever you do something you regret. Its like "ohh i was drunk" but its better because it can be used whenever. When you say poor performance it makes everything better.

Last night i got arrested for being drunk. Poor performance
Last night i hooked up with a fat girl. Poor performance

I got a 27 on my chem final. Poor performance

I drank so much i had to go to the hospital. Poor performance

When you say it, it makes everything better :-)

Poor Performance by marlins8283 January 3, 2011