Perfects

See plastics
A perfect is like an uber-plastic. They think they are the most popular people ever. All the plastics aspire to be, and are medicore copies of the perfects. They are slutty bitches and generally only pretend to be nice.

Plastic 1: Omgz!!!!111!!1 *bows down* I love you hair!
Perfect 1: Thankuu, u may rise.
Perfect 2: Now go fetch me a drink *bitches to other perfects about annoying little kidz*

by Mentalists March 10, 2009

Perfect Girl

A perfect girl is the same as a regular girl but with equal parts sweet and dry vermouth (a martini typically uses dry vermouth and a Manhattan typically uses the sweet but the perfect Manhattan or perfect martini uses both).

Girl: I’m here. I got the vermouth but I didn’t know if you were making martinis or Manhattans so I picked up a bottle of each.
Boyfriend: Well aren’t you the perfect girl.

by goose_on_a_roof October 11, 2020

Perfect Cell

Cell or Bio-Android Cell is one of the main antagonists of the famous anime Dragon Ball Z. He was created by Dr Gero. He is perfect, but Gohan still killed him.

"♪'P' is for 'priceless', the look upon your faces♪
♪'E' is for 'extinction', all your puny races♪
♪'R' for 'revolution', which will be televised♪
♪'F' is for how 'f**ked' you are, now allow me to repriiise♪
♪'E' is for 'eccentric', just listen to my song♪
♪'C' is for 'completion', that I waited for so long♪
♪'T' is for the 'terror', upon you I’ll bestow♪
(chuckles)
♪My name is Perfect Cell, and I'd like to say...hello.♪"
— "The "Perfect" Guy"

This is used in TeamFourStar's series "Dragon Ball Z Abridged" after Cell attains his Perfect form.

by Perfect Cell June 5, 2018

perfection abuse

Demanding a level of commitment from someone in a relationship, as if they should have read your mind. A way of keeping someone focused on their own faults, keeping you safe and secure from reproach.

With my girlfriend, not only did I have to remember all the holidays and what we did and wore that day, I had to remember everthing we said to each other and know what kind of gift she wanted and how I was supposed to present them to her. What a perfection abuse hell I had to live through!!

by Stephan Smolka November 20, 2009

The Perfect Salad

Mixed greens, vegetables, and other things.... HOYAAAA

Tyler Christian Kendall"Dang Daniel, that salad last night was THE perfect salad"

by Megalog December 10, 2016

Perfect Crime

Dwight: What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years; she's never taken another lover. I don't care, I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

Friend 1 : Hey! You won't believe this. Last Night, I did the Perfect Crime
Friend 2 : Holy Shit! Like in The Office?
Friend 1 : Yeah, pretty cool, right?

by macabre_brooder June 8, 2018

Perfectenschlag

1.) When everything in a man's life comes together perfectly.
2.) A perfect pork anus.

"I get to prove myself to corporate, I am possibly a father; I am so deep inside of Perfectenschlag right now!"

by traversecarton0 March 28, 2012