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pestilence 

A fatal disease, like black plague or bubonic plague
Alotta people have died since the pestilence known as SARS has entered the world
pestilence by George Chikko June 26, 2003

pestilence palace 

anyplace that's full of germs or sick people. Typically involves you catching a cold or a bug of some kind after some inconsiderate jerk coughs on you or something of that nature.
Dean: Wow that movie theatre was packed!

Sam:Ya it was a real Pestilence palace!
pestilence palace by danthor March 1, 2009

Pestilence 

1. a disease thats usually fatal

2. the name of a FROM FIRST TO LAST song
1. cancer

2. Ride The Wings Of Pestilence
Pestilence by nicolee December 28, 2005

pestilence 

1. something destructive or pernicious
2. a contagious or infectious epidemic disease
1. Ride the Wings of Pestilence
1. I'll pour this pestilence into his ear.
2. aids
pestilence by *forever* July 29, 2008

ride the wings of pestilence 

make the best out of an already bad situation, to turn a bad situation around so it suits you.

Pabstinence 

To refrain from sex because you have yet to get hammered... Somewhat equivalent to whiskey dick, but it's cheap beer and you've yet to consume it.
I think he has some severe Pabstinence issues. He told me, "Jenna, what you're doing is hot and everything, but it took me ages to find the change for this 24 oz, so please get off my penis."
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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