Penipsoriasis: skin condition that results from falling asleep at a party with one's shoes on and having penises drawn on one's face with sharpies that last into the next day or beyond.
Did you see Carl today? He's got a bad case of penipsoriasis after the party last night! Hope it clears up before work on Monday!
My friend Shaun was overcome with a bad case of pernipsy, rushed to hospital but thankfully released, now his friend wonders if he will be well enough to come to the opening night of HAIR with her, do you know?