pentathlon

The act of scaming five chicks in one night.

D-Mac: Hey Ben, did you go to the 'stang on Friday?
Ben: Sure did, had a few Black Ices, got out the camera phoney, said hi to Artur, and did a pentathlon.

by D-Mac April 22, 2004

American Pentathlon

An American sport similar to the Olympic pentathlon, in which competitors compete in stock car racing, throwing (American) Footballs through toilet seats, hot dog eating, M16 automatic rifle marksmanship, and lite beer drinking.

I competed in the American Pentathlon event at the Amerilympics.

by Musty Musk Man March 30, 2025