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Pentesexual 

A man identifying as heterosexual who can often be identified by his unchanging fashion sense of “short back and sides” haircut with a moustache and beard, tight jeans and shirt. They typically attend Pentecostal mega churches and hang out in packs. Within these packs there is usually a hierarchy of alpha males who frequently adopt a posture of standing with their eyes closed, and swaying on their feet with their arms raised.
My brother is a pentesexual.
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Pentesexual 

A man identifying as heterosexual who can often be identified by his unchanging fashion sense of “short back and sides” haircut with a moustache and beard, tight jeans and shirt. They typically attend Pentecostal mega churches and hang out in packs. Within these packs there is usually a hierarchy of alpha males who frequently adopt a posture of standing with their eyes closed, and swaying on their feet with their arms raised.
My brother is a pentesexual.

Penelesexual 

Penelesexual means that you are attracted to Penelope Park from Legacies. She is basically a sexuality, and you’re gay and head over heels for her ;)
“hey! what’s your sexuality?”
“oh, i’m penelesexual”
Penelesexual by -aly March 18, 2019

pendsexual 

A pendsexual is usually straight, but if that person was to fall in love with the same or opposite sex, it wouldnt matter. This is considered ; pendsexual.
It doesnt depend on the persons gender, but how that person feels for the other. Pend sexuals do not classify themselves as bisexual either.
"Kathy, are you bisexual now?"
"No, Im pendsexual. I just fell in love, gender doesnt matter, she's the one."
"Oh, cool, you're pendsexual."

pendsexual
pendsexual by Bebaqiirl April 17, 2009

petsexual 

Fake sexuality some dumb piece of shit made up and its making a mockery of lgbtq+
Person 1:Im petsexual
Person 2: what in the shit is that u made that up huh
petsexual by mamaz_07 January 27, 2021

Pantsexual 

Someone who chooses to engage in sexual intercourse while wearing pants for whatever reason and no one questions it. Parody of the word "pansexual"
"I'm a pantsexual and have sex with my pants on because I feel like it, simple"
Pantsexual by MikeJunt December 16, 2011

panesexual 

panesexual people don't care if you're male, female, trans, gender queer, genderfluid, nonbinary, etc. they are pretty much just attracted to anyone, no matter what they're gender identity is.
hey guys i'm panesexual, and i love everyone.
panesexual by mistwave666 July 15, 2016