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pentsexual 

A pentsexual is a disgusting, foul minded member of all our local communities. They will literally have sex with anything, whether it will be a man, woman, animal, alien or a type of fungi.
person 1: did you hear about jake the other week?
person 2: I'd be lying if I did, enlighten me,
person 1: Well just person 2, jake fucked Rob Schnieder, Natasha Kaplinsky, free willy, Kang & Kodos and between the toes of his own foot.

person 2: he has athlete's foot does he not?
person 1: Yes, so what does this mean person 2?

person1: Well just person 1, hes a god damn fricken pentsexual.
pentsexual by roger129 August 4, 2011
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pedosexual 

not real, make believe, bullshit.
just pedophilia.
Lauren: "What is your sexual identity Mark?"
Mark: "Im a pedosexual"
Lauren: "No, you fucking dipshit. You're just a pedophile, you fuck children, and should be publicly hanged."
pedosexual by godthemself June 24, 2018

Pedosexual 

A made-up sexual orientation in which the person is attracted to underage kids. It's OK to be straight. Or gay. Or bi. However, you are a fucking lunatic if you are pedosexual.
Pedo: Hi I'm a pedosexual.
Any sane human being: Ew tf.
FBI: OPEN UP!
Pedosexual by DabasaurusOfficial69 February 20, 2019

plantsexual 

some dumb motherfuckers wanting to be opressed so bad they think plantsexual is part of the lgtbq community

you shouldnt fuck plants they have no personality
person 1 :"im plantsexual!"
smart person 2 "how do you fuck a plant??! like they may be pretty but not in that kind of way holy shit"
person 2 smart yeah "fuck off homophobic bitch"
plantsexual by plantedcandy March 18, 2021

Pedosexual 

Creeps who say theyre LGBTQ+ as an excuse to commit pedophillia
Jim: I identify as a a Pedosexual

Tom: Well heck you then.
Pedosexual by SrSleepy August 4, 2018

Pedosexual 

A nonexistent "sexuality" that pedophiles are trying to use to justify molesting kids. New flash guys. Age is not a gender/sex. Pedophilia is a mental illness, where being lgbtqa+ isn't. Thank you, have a nice day.
Susie: mister, what's your sexuality?
Bob: I'm a pedosexual!
Susie: YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING PEDOPHILE! GET YOUR DICK OUT OF THAT BABIES MOUTH!

Pedosexual 

Nasty people who try to squirm their way into the LGBTQIA+ community by claiming that pedophilia is a sexuality.
"Tony said he's pedosexual" "That's 1) invalid and 2) disgusting"
Pedosexual by wow.platy July 27, 2018