penski
Strange looking pierced northerner, notorious for ending everything in '*n'. Acts extremely macho online but is camp as christmas in real life. An open minded individual with a passion for showing his privates to the world.
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Penski File
It references an episode of Seinfeld where George showed up to a job that he wasn't sure he was hired for. He moves into the small office and was told to work on the Penski File. He was not sure what he was supposed to do so he did nothing. It is used when you are at work with nothing to do.
Penski File by CaptainThule117 March 18, 2011
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penski • Penski File • Penskied • pensi • pensive • pensioner • Penske • Penske'd • penske file • peskitarian
pensioners slap
A poor substitute for a shower when cold water is used to pat under the arms, between the legs and on the face.
pensioners slap by Chutney Didsby July 24, 2014
pension planner
In reference to dating and relationships.It's and older man or woman who may be retired or not and is in a relationship with a younger man or woman who are usually twice or three times the age of the younger man or woman.
Hey Dan is that your mother? No she is my girlfriend.Wow she is a really good looking pension planner!
pension planner by Black Death Metal August 14, 2008
pensivemoji
A mentally diseased individual who acts as a leader to other mentally diseased individuals on instagram dot com.
pensivemoji: *anything*
pensivemoji followers: "IM A TODDLER" "WHERE IS TODDLER I CAN'T LAUGH AT THIS"
pensivemoji followers: "IM A TODDLER" "WHERE IS TODDLER I CAN'T LAUGH AT THIS"
pensivemoji by penis emoji shitpost enjoyer April 19, 2021
Penske File
As incorporated in the Seinfeld episode "The Barber", the Penske File is the project George is given to work on in a job he may or may not have. Unsure as to whether he has the job, he is equally unsure as to what work he has to do on this file.
Thus, to refer to something as the "Penske File" denotes being given a task, not knowing what to do with it, but going along with it as if you do. This can consequently result in a lot of 'doing nothing', while looking like you are working hard.
Thus, to refer to something as the "Penske File" denotes being given a task, not knowing what to do with it, but going along with it as if you do. This can consequently result in a lot of 'doing nothing', while looking like you are working hard.
Quote from Seinfeld: "Yes, yes of course. The Penske file. Ho ho, can't wait to sink my teeth into that. Wow that Penske. Well we'll straighten him out."
Starting a new job: "Well they told me what kind of work I'll be doing.. Didn't really understand them though... Guess I'll be working on the Penske File"
Starting a new job: "Well they told me what kind of work I'll be doing.. Didn't really understand them though... Guess I'll be working on the Penske File"
Penske File by Troy of Hobart July 25, 2011
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Pensibe
Derived from the word "pensive", misspelled in order to further accentuate the seriousness or sadness one may feel.
Pensibe by tristfuled November 25, 2020
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