Definitions by Emzay

penski 

Strange looking pierced northerner, notorious for ending everything in '*n'. Acts extremely macho online but is camp as christmas in real life. An open minded individual with a passion for showing his privates to the world.

No Penski, put your wang away!

penski by Emzay October 17, 2004

PantBurger 

A burger composed mainly of pants. Freshly taken from a the behind of a pant wearer.

I would like 2 pant burgers and a large strawberry milkshake.

PantBurger by Emzay January 10, 2004