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pentateuch 

The first five books of the Bible
Genesis, Exodus, Numbers, Leviticus, Deuteronomy make up the Pentateuch
pentateuch by Judith Birgen September 26, 2007
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verb
to act like a penis.
Sometimes, when I have had too many glasses of peach liqueur, I penate.
penate by sealhumper June 10, 2013
To pensate, or think, especially hard about one topic in particular.
"Her face is really scrunched up"
"She must be pensating."
Pensating by Kalley Schmidt October 19, 2011
Penster is a fun, kind, and caring person! They love hanging out with friends and are addicted to electronics! They love animals and baseball! Loves online games and making online friends to talk to! Penster could also be used as a nickname!
I had so much fun with Penster last night at our sleepover, we met so many cool people online!
Penster by Penster30 July 17, 2022

State penatentury hot pocket supreme 

Deficating in a sock and masterbating into it. Afterward the biggest douch on the jail block is selected and blanket partied. This sends the clear message that everyone is tired of their shit. Best paired with the Tallahassee gas mask to maximize the message of community disdain.
The cell block served Big John with a state penatentury hot pocket supreme last night because he was a major douche bag. Using a shit and cum filled sock big john was served a state penatentury hot pocket supreme while he was sleeping.

pensalesmanish 

A way to describe someone who usually wears athletic clothes that appear three sizes too large and 40 years old and suddenly switches to dress clothes, often in bright colours and patterns. They appear to be a door-to-door salesperson who sells nothing but fancy pens to bored mothers waiting for Avon.
"Coach Frank sure looks pensalesmanish today"
pensalesmanish by Thriss December 3, 2005
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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