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pentateuch 

The first five books of the Bible
Genesis, Exodus, Numbers, Leviticus, Deuteronomy make up the Pentateuch
pentateuch by Judith Birgen September 26, 2007
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Sometimes, when I have had too many glasses of peach liqueur, I penate.
penate by sealhumper June 10, 2013
To pensate, or think, especially hard about one topic in particular.
"Her face is really scrunched up"
"She must be pensating."
Pensating by Kalley Schmidt October 19, 2011
Penster is a fun, kind, and caring person! They love hanging out with friends and are addicted to electronics! They love animals and baseball! Loves online games and making online friends to talk to! Penster could also be used as a nickname!
I had so much fun with Penster last night at our sleepover, we met so many cool people online!
Penster by Penster30 July 17, 2022

State penatentury hot pocket supreme 

Deficating in a sock and masterbating into it. Afterward the biggest douch on the jail block is selected and blanket partied. This sends the clear message that everyone is tired of their shit. Best paired with the Tallahassee gas mask to maximize the message of community disdain.
The cell block served Big John with a state penatentury hot pocket supreme last night because he was a major douche bag. Using a shit and cum filled sock big john was served a state penatentury hot pocket supreme while he was sleeping.

pensalesmanish 

A way to describe someone who usually wears athletic clothes that appear three sizes too large and 40 years old and suddenly switches to dress clothes, often in bright colours and patterns. They appear to be a door-to-door salesperson who sells nothing but fancy pens to bored mothers waiting for Avon.
"Coach Frank sure looks pensalesmanish today"
pensalesmanish by Thriss December 3, 2005