Penstered

When someone does something amazing and incredible.

-"Wait, You drew that!? I'm penstered! That's amazing!"

-"Thank's, Man!"

by JJ8X8 September 30, 2020

Petered

Petered is a stage of next level pissery in which a person is so drunk that the pupils dilate to extremes, the user cannot speak and only has use of his most basic functions.

Pete went to town and got absolutely Petered last night.

by Sharkymcjawsface April 19, 2017

Plastered

Heavily under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.

Rick couldn't handle drinking; he was plastered in under an hour.

by Sub Zenyth April 8, 2005

Pussy Plastered

Soaking a tampon in vodka or other hard alcohol and inserting into your pussy in order to get plastered, aka drunk. Perfect for high school dances or when being breathalyzed.

"Holy hell! I got pussy plastered and passed the breathalyzer test! Let's grind on Mr. Tobin!"

by camitee May 31, 2011

Getting Plastered

Getting drunk badly or getting high

Oh man! Last night was crazy! we were getting plastered so bad!

by Awesomeness_xx December 20, 2014

Plastered Mcshitfaced

When someone exceeds one's own toxicity level on st. patty's day, during the "plastered mcshitfaced" stage it's rumored that one sees leprechauns and a pot of gold as well as a speaking with an Irish brogue.

I was so plastered mcshitfaced I could have sworn I saw two leprechauns doing anal on a pot of gold.

by Brandon aka Shamus O'Tool March 11, 2013

Pendered

Becoming excessively intoxciated, often resulting in vomiting, fits of rage, and soaring dental bills.

It's been a bad week, I am gonna get sooo fucking pendered tonight it's not even funny.

by Scharffle July 17, 2006