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When a man bends over in a football snap position with his ass sticking out and dangles his scrotum like a pendulum from behind swinging side to side.
I ran down the stairs and got into position so that when my buddy Chuck came around the corner, he got an eyeful of my glorious penj.

Next time you want to spice things up in the bedroom with your partner, give them a penj. That’ll really set the mood.

Bro did you see that chick over there? She was sexy as penj!
Penj by rydawg December 13, 2020
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An abbreviation for the term ‘Penjamin’.
— Another name for a dab pen or a cart.
“thank god it’s almost penj o’clock, i’m giddy asf!” - Jamie
penj by sulldor March 5, 2025
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Penjamin City 

When you use a dab pen to get yourself high.
Damn I need to get faded than a hoe. Time to go to Penjamin City. Shall we?
Penjamin City by Gedderswastaken November 3, 2022

Penjamin Franklin

The penjamin franklin is another name for a dab pen or a cart
Yodiegang member 1: yo im boutta hit this penjamin franklin, shall we.

Yodiegang member 2: shit bro boutta be in yodieland faded than a hoe

penjamin 

Another name for a dab pen
Person 1: I wish I was high
Person 2: you wanna hit from the penjamin?
penjamin by Skanky nugger January 6, 2021
Name given to someone who is overly awesome or exceptionally cool.
That guy is so rated. Whan an ill Penji brer!!

-That guy is so cool.

-I know. A real true born Penji.
Penji by mister ugra September 26, 2009

penjaculation 

It was the worst sex ever with Troy. It was over before it even started. He suffers from penjaculation.
penjaculation by Mikki B July 13, 2018
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