Penji

Name given to someone who is overly awesome or exceptionally cool.

That guy is so rated. Whan an ill Penji brer!!

-That guy is so cool.

-I know. A real true born Penji.

by mister ugra September 26, 2009

Pencive

That look on woman's faces when they find out what Mike Pence and The D mean by"Grab Them by the Pussy" after they over turn Roe Vs Wade.. It's an all encompassing Vice grip..

She looked Pencive after her redneck uncle forgot to pull out, now she has to raise the funding to get to Canada so she isn't forced to give birth to her nephew.

by Sparky b November 16, 2016

Pencil and Sharpener theory

The lock and key theory can finally be disproved. The lock and key theory states that "A key that opens many locks is a master key, yet a lock that can be opened by many keys is a useless lock" The counter theory, the pencil and sharpener theory states that "a pencil that is sharpened by a lot of sharpeners becomes a useless stub/pencil while a sharpener that sharpens a lot of pencils is a good pencil sharpener" This theory is rarely favoured by males... for some reason.

Are you curious to know how this proof was derived? if YES, Click on Alt + F4 (on windows) and ⌘ + Shift + W (on a mac)

The pencil and sharpener theory is mostly used to shut a boy up when he brings up the lock and key theory. Works everytime

by Pitarz September 8, 2016

Pengineer

A Hip Hop duo from San Diego California that is extremely good at lyricism. Known for destroying microphones and speaker setups.

Did you catch that Pengineer show last night? They must be the dopest squad in the whole galaxy....It was so dope I had to cop that new Pengineer album!

by Lyphe Cycle November 26, 2018

peijia help

The type of help offered by someone who pretend like they want to help you but in reality they don't mean it.

Openly struggling in understanding the course material for whole semester and none from cohort helps but when I meet them an hour before finals they be like " Yo homie, let me know if you want to ask something that you didn't understand, I can help you"
*Me : thanks man, I'm fine! (thinking in mind yeah sure now you offering me peijia help!)

by Donultimate July 10, 2020

Penfie

A selfie... of the penis.
Usually used during a hard flirt, in hot videochat, in stalking, cyberstalking or a prank

"Look how's hot this chick, i'll send her a penfie "
"hey why so blue?; Oh shut up! ...my stalker sent a penfie on my mom's phone!"
" honey im so horny... i miss you... pls send me a penfie "

by Brunoide April 10, 2016

Panji

A Panji is a real laid back sort of guy. You can have fun doing absolutely nothing with him. The kind of person who is always there for you, and never lets you feel alone. He lets you cry until you are finished, even if his shirt is covered in tears. He makes you laugh until you are sure your ribs are going to break. He is something no one should underestimate.

That guy over there is a real Panji.

by Alyssa Duncan May 15, 2008