he grabs you and pushes you against a wall as you both give each other devilish smiles. You trace his shirt slowly down to his waist as he rubs his dick against your wet pussy. He places his hands on your hips as you put your hand under his jeans and down below. You feel his hard erected dick and smile at him evilly. You slowly unzip his pants and then his jeans so that his horniness intensifies. He then rips your skirt off and your pants off and licks his lips at your pussy. He throws you onto the bed and as you land with a thud he pins your arms down next to you and he'd tease your pussy with his dick as you kiss him. You moan and pull him down as he penetrates your pussy. You sound a huge inhale as you press your titties against his chest waiting for him to penetrate deeper

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Penetratee

A woman/man you are currently penetrating

How are you and your new girlfriend getting on?

We started off as friends but now shes my Penetratee

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penetrate

To break into.

The wall was not penetrated by my punch.

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double ball penitration

When having sex with a girl you put your balls into her butt hole. Caution dont not let her tighten her butt muscles hard this can result in a broken ball or two. If your having anal sex try inserting your balls in to her vagina. Variants include single ball penitration, and the more common zero ball penitration.

Obama -"I was having sex with this pornstar in my dreams and she told me to insert my balls in her ass ."

Clinton-" Me and hillary call that double ball penitration"

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Penetrate

When a penis is injected into a pussy or Anus and pleasure occurs!

Chad decided to Penetrate Kiersten & Katie while they were laying in bed naked making out .

Jim likes to Penetrate Chad while he's taking a nap!

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

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