penischomp

to chomp a penis and bite it off

yay i like to penischomp because i have a collection of dicks in my closet

by caprisun man September 21, 2007

Peniscopter

When a man rotates his pelvic area rapidly to make his penis whirl around like the blades of a helicopter.

Girl: "Why are you late"
Guy: "I was peniscoptering in the shower"
Girl: "Oh. Well that explains it."

by Earl Sweatshirt91 November 9, 2013

penishopper

A penishopper is basically a slut. A woman who has sex with a lot of men in one night jumping from dick to dick

Sally: I had sex with 12 guys last night and i still look better than you !
Rose: Boy Sally you are such a penishopper. Thanks a lot!

by lil lou xxx May 2, 2010

peniscopter

A peniscopter occurs when you spin your penis around in circles fast enough it actually lifts your body off of the ground.

I love using my peniscopter, it's the only way to fly!

by HowieFeltersnatch September 8, 2007

PENISCOPTER

teh PENISCOPTER is the greatest, most difficult sexual maneuver ever invented. Only the most experienced sex Goddess can pull this off with a very talented male counterpart. The woman lays on her back and puts her ass end up in the air with her vagina perfectly vertical. The male then inserts himself and stretches his arms straight out superman style with his legs perfectly straight. He is now parallel to the floor and acts as a propeller. The woman then, using her vaginal muscles begins to spin the man slowly gaining speed. She keeps spinning him faster and faster while at the same time keeping a firm vaginal grip on the penis until the couple finally lifts off into the air. The sex Goddess keeps the man spinning until he eventually ejaculates and they couple breaks free from eachother.

I was concieved when my mother and father were the first (and maybe only) couple to successfully perform teh PENISCOPTER

by Chet Murphy July 2, 2009

Peniscopter

Designed by Panda for the war in Iraq. Vary rarely utilized by the United STates army , as t hey are extremely costly to make. Sporting a extremely long magnetic excelerated cannon that is fueled by two ball tanks that shoots a particle beam that is white in nature 1000 ft a second , easily ripping through everything in its path. This is a weapon of terror , and Black Peniscopters are extreme dangerous. It is shaped as a penis would be , hence the name

The peniscopter pilot began the descent to bomb the village.

by BigPanda69 August 11, 2008

Peniscope

A male member that needs to cautiously pop up and survey the surrounding environment, before committing to surfacing fully.

As drunk as I was, I had to up peniscope before agreeing to go home with her...

by Jennicam January 20, 2009