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penischomp

to chomp a penis and bite it off
yay i like to penischomp because i have a collection of dicks in my closet
penischomp by caprisun man September 21, 2007
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Peniscopter 

When a man rotates his pelvic area rapidly to make his penis whirl around like the blades of a helicopter.
Girl: "Why are you late"
Guy: "I was peniscoptering in the shower"
Girl: "Oh. Well that explains it."
Peniscopter by Earl Sweatshirt91 November 9, 2013

penishopper 

A penishopper is basically a slut. A woman who has sex with a lot of men in one night jumping from dick to dick
Sally: I had sex with 12 guys last night and i still look better than you !
Rose: Boy Sally you are such a penishopper. Thanks a lot!
penishopper by lil lou xxx May 2, 2010

peniscopter 

A peniscopter occurs when you spin your penis around in circles fast enough it actually lifts your body off of the ground.
I love using my peniscopter, it's the only way to fly!
peniscopter by HowieFeltersnatch September 8, 2007

PENISCOPTER 

teh PENISCOPTER is the greatest, most difficult sexual maneuver ever invented. Only the most experienced sex Goddess can pull this off with a very talented male counterpart. The woman lays on her back and puts her ass end up in the air with her vagina perfectly vertical. The male then inserts himself and stretches his arms straight out superman style with his legs perfectly straight. He is now parallel to the floor and acts as a propeller. The woman then, using her vaginal muscles begins to spin the man slowly gaining speed. She keeps spinning him faster and faster while at the same time keeping a firm vaginal grip on the penis until the couple finally lifts off into the air. The sex Goddess keeps the man spinning until he eventually ejaculates and they couple breaks free from eachother.
I was concieved when my mother and father were the first (and maybe only) couple to successfully perform teh PENISCOPTER
PENISCOPTER by Chet Murphy July 2, 2009

Peniscopter 

Designed by Panda for the war in Iraq. Vary rarely utilized by the United STates army , as t hey are extremely costly to make. Sporting a extremely long magnetic excelerated cannon that is fueled by two ball tanks that shoots a particle beam that is white in nature 1000 ft a second , easily ripping through everything in its path. This is a weapon of terror , and Black Peniscopters are extreme dangerous. It is shaped as a penis would be , hence the name
The peniscopter pilot began the descent to bomb the village.
Peniscopter by BigPanda69 August 11, 2008
A male member that needs to cautiously pop up and survey the surrounding environment, before committing to surfacing fully.
As drunk as I was, I had to up peniscope before agreeing to go home with her...
Peniscope by Jennicam January 20, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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