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Rusty Periscope
The act of sitting on a girls face, with your balls resting on her eyes as if shes peering through the lens of a periscope, while she simultaneously jerks you off.
Rusty Periscope by Johnny Chimpo221 March 14, 2011
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periscope fart
When you press your butt against a hard, flat-surfaced chair and fart, but there is no place for the gas to escape except up the crack of your ass. and out at the top.
Dude, I laid the biggest periscope fart in detention. I press my butt cheeks against the hard chair and farted and the gas came bubbling up the crack of my ass and peeked out at the top!
periscope fart by Stagmen June 20, 2017
Peniscopter
When a man rotates his pelvic area rapidly to make his penis whirl around like the blades of a helicopter.
Girl: "Why are you late"
Guy: "I was peniscoptering in the shower"
Girl: "Oh. Well that explains it."
Guy: "I was peniscoptering in the shower"
Girl: "Oh. Well that explains it."
Peniscopter by Earl Sweatshirt91 November 9, 2013
chocolate periscope
When you take a giant dump and it's so big that the log sticks up out of the water like a chocolate periscope.
Dude come here I wanna show you my chocolate periscope!
What? Nooo Dude I'm not into men!
No you dork its in the toilet, check it out...
Duuuude that's awesome!!
What? Nooo Dude I'm not into men!
No you dork its in the toilet, check it out...
Duuuude that's awesome!!
chocolate periscope by minuccp February 20, 2011
Penisclerosis
A name in reference several no-life low-life males Cock Mungers that sit in a basement doing nothing except jacking each other off while watching movies Saturday night.
Singular: A Penisclerosi
Plural: Penisclerosese
Singular: A Penisclerosi
Plural: Penisclerosese
Penisclerosis by boringtimes January 30, 2010
Up periscope
The act of hiding a random, uncontrollable boner by directing it upwards and binding it against your waist with your belt or pants waistband.
Up periscope by Sporklord February 19, 2011
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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