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penis-breath 

A: (noun) A girl who frequently gives guys blow jobs. This is the literal meaning for penis-breath.

B: (adj) To have smelly breath so that people sitting around you back away from you

C: (noun) An out-of-the-blue insult, for example calling someone a bitch or a dickhead.
A: *sexual tone*
"Hey, how would you like to come to my place tonight?"
"Errr..."
"Don't worry. I don't have penis-breath."

B: *whispering*
"His breath stinks! Let's just go now."
"Well there really is no point in sitting next to that penis-breath."

C: "Why didn't you come and meet me after school you penis-breath?"
"Oh sorry my bitchy English teacher gave me a detention."
penis-breath by Kamikaze Watermelon January 16, 2009
Words you can keep

penis breath 

one whose breath has a scent which would indicate their mouth and a penis have been spending a lot of time together. this need not be applied literally and be used simply to deride someone or make them feel bad about themselves.
1. person 1: i like chloe, shes nice.
person 2: no shes not, shes a dumb bitch.
person 1: nu-uh!
person 2: look penis breath, just because you were so busy giving your dog a rim job that you didnt notice that i'm smarter than you doesn't mean that im not smarter than you. she's a dumb bitch.

2. person 1: you have terrible taste in music.
person 2: no i dont, metallica fucking rocks.
person 1: exactly, penis breath.
penis breath by weezer August 2, 2004

penis breath 

What Elliott calls Michael in E.T
Michael: Maybe an elf or a leprechaun
Elliott: IT WAS NOTHING LIKE THAT PENIS BREATH!

penis breath 

A state of oral being in which the aroma of the mouth is equal to that of a penis. Usually accompanied by excessive oral insertion of the penis.
After going down on her boyfriend for 3 hours without pause, julie has a bad case of penis breath.
penis breath by John X April 24, 2003

penis breath 

Someone who's breath smells like a penis has been there from giving a bunch of blowjobs.
My dog sucks his own weenie. He has penis breath.
penis breath by Mona Lott December 28, 2005

penis breath 

A condition that develops during the act of oral sex, usually lasting under an hour depending on amount of ejaculate one has had in their mouth. This is a normal condition and should not require medical attention unless chronic penis breath develops. Usually clears up with two Altoids, or in serious cases, brush your teeth, floss, use mouthwash, and then forget it.

See also: Breath Cancer.
I have penis breath even though I didn't swallow. He had the worst tasting cum ever.
penis breath by metalslut July 4, 2019

Penis breath 

Someone who's breath resembles the stench of penis. This could be caused by giving head for a long period of time or be used to bust someone's chops.
1. Hey, brah get away from me, you have a bad case of penis breath.

2. Joe: Hey, what's up bro, I'm so fly and cool and too sexy for this shit!
Brad: Shut up penis breath
Penis breath by CallMeBigD April 26, 2009
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