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penis whip 

When you whip someone hard in face or ass with your penis.
I penis whiped mark in the face because he was talkin mad shit.
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penis whip 

verb: To hit someone with your penis

noun: The act of penis whipping
I didn't believe him when he said he'd penis whip me if I didn't hand it over, but when his dick hit my head, I knew he wasn't joking.

He gave me a penis whip when I didn't return the controller.
penis whip by VeeLWS May 29, 2007

penis whipped 

When a female is so enraptured by a certain man's penis size and power to pleasure her that she goes through a state of emotional chaos. This mental mind warping can last hours, days, weeks, or even months before it is shaken. It is harder to shake if the penis whipping act is repeated while she is still in the original phase of the mind state. This mind-fuck status festers from fearing she will lose the best fuck she has ever had.
I was so penis whipped after he tagged me the first time that I feared I wouldn't be able to think straight for months.
penis whipped by Berry Flomar January 15, 2004

penis whipper 

when your fucking a girl and she farts
penis whipper by Anonymous July 21, 2003

peniswhipped 

When a girl does anything for her man.
Jessie is peniswhipped to Patrick.
peniswhipped by Lubina August 30, 2005

peniswhistle

noun) an insult, you know those whislte lollipops......ya.....like that, use your imagination.
wow, brian olwick is such a peniswhistle...
peniswhistle by anonymous February 26, 2003
The ability to write while unrinating.
Tim demonstrated excellent Penisship while writing his name in the snow.
Penisship by VillaverdeMadness August 13, 2016
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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