penis wall

The inability to talk to girls because of one's shyness.

Even though the boy was popular and outgoing, he could never talk to the girl he liked on the phone because of his penis wall.

by Andi The Almighty June 24, 2007

Penis Walloper

Penis Walloper is another expression for wanking, jerking.

'Bet Johns been Penis Walloping' or 'look at that fucking penis walloper over there'

by spOOnbasher June 16, 2018

Pink Padded Penis Wallet

A woman's vagina; the place where a man likes to store his most precious possession.

Sarah has the best pink padded penis wallet even, total security!

by MJGeezy August 27, 2009

Wallpapered Penis

When your girl gives you road head and can't find anything to clean you up with but the napkins she stole from Tim Hortons which are better for donut frosting than they are for trouser gravy leaving pieces of napkin glued to your flagstaff thus resulting in a wallpapered penis.

Hey babe I stashed a pack of baby wipes in the console so I don't end up with a wallpapered penis again like the last trip we took!

by TumTum816 January 29, 2017

Walla Big Black Penis is Flopping

When a trans nigga is twerking and his penis is flopping

Look that guy 's Walla Big Black Penis is Flopping

by saggin expert March 5, 2019

penisally

when you are penisally inactive it means you dont have a big penis, joking that it is so small its not there. somewhat like sexually inactive

hey, im so penisally inactive, its like it checks out until i have a boner, even then its on its night shift, meaning its tired af.

by noushut February 25, 2018

peniswalla

What happens when a dictator loses his manhood to a bigger dictator.

He was always the big man on charge until Tony came along. Now, he's just a peniswalla.

by Spriggy December 18, 2017