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penis platter 

A derogatory term for poorly cooked beef.
Christopher told Dick that he did not enjoy his rubbish penis platter.
penis platter by Asfandyarar January 25, 2008
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Penis Patter 

Someone who is super proud of how much of a dick they are.
"John just totally Tweeted about how he kicked my dog so hard he cried."
"Wow, what a penis patter."
Penis Patter by InsignisMemoria March 29, 2016

penis plater 

A person, usually of the younger generation, lurking around on there P plates.
That penis plater just cut me off! What a prick
penis plater by BOD August 27, 2003

penis plater 

(Australia) A random cunt on his P-Plates.
Check out the aggots on that glamma penis plater!! I'd love to suck on those munters.
penis plater by SLAMMER August 24, 2003

Plaster of Penis 

Semen that accidentally lands on a strand of hair, drying up and coating it, rendering it stiff.
Last night my boyfriend totally ruined my hairstyle and now big chunks are set in Plaster of Penis
Plaster of Penis by simikis October 16, 2007

Plaster of Penis 

British slang
Yet another coined term meaning the contents of the testicles.
However "plaster of penis" is usually too wordy to actually thread into a sentence and so is never often used as a metaphor for come/cum.
"Fredrick the novelist was having enormous trouble including 'Plaster of Penis' into his pornographic literature, as it spoiled the rhythm of his sentence structure."
"Father MacDougall made a tissue sculpture using plaster of penis as his glue."
Plaster of Penis by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004

Planter's Penis 

A planter's penis is when the greenhouse effect obtains an erection.
Oh no Global Warming! And holy hell, Look at the huge Planter's Penis!
Planter's Penis by Deutsch January 6, 2003
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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