Penis Pants 

Latex pants that mold around your waist and penis. The penis sticks out from the body but is still covered.

"These penis pants are cool, but they squeak too much"

Penis Pants by PatternOfChaos July 8, 2004

penis pants 

For girls- a pair of pants, that when you sit down, bend at the zipper area making the illusion of a penis bulge.

me: mom these jeans fucking suck!
mom: no they don't they're cute.
me: no mom look at this, they're PENIS PANTS!

penis pants by nbb October 25, 2006

Pants Penis

the part up the pants on the zipper that bends up when you sit down to look like a penis. Mostly occurs when wearing jeans.

Girl 1: How did it go with Johnny last night?
Girl 2: It didn't start off too good. When I walked in I thought he was really happy to see me. Turns out it was just a pants penis.

Pants Penis by Mr. Pants Penis September 28, 2009

Pants Penis

Refers to the event of the zipper of the pants bending up giving the impression of a penis in a girl's pants.

Often occurs while sitting down.

Girl: Uck, I can't stand these jeans, they always give me a pants penis when I sit down!

Pants Penis by definitively October 23, 2009

Glance pants penis wenis 

Glance pants penis wenis is when you are feeling horny or happy

I feel very glance pants penis wenis

Glance pants penis wenis by Adamitsmelook November 24, 2019

i'd rather have a penis in my pants 

The term you use in an awkward situation

boy: wanna go on a date?
girl: i have AIDS
...
boy i'd rather have a penis in my pants

i'd rather have a penis in my pants by Gangy July 24, 2008

[Penis panis] 

Physical pain that prevents you from raiding TK, and might give you a good excuse to get booted from your new guild.

Sorry guys gtg, penis panis.

[Penis panis] by Mapple December 8, 2007