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penis mom 

when your friends mom wants your penis really bad. Usually happens when you are very polite. It makes moms go crazy for your penis.
yo doode, u got a penis mom man, watch out bro

fuck
penis mom by Johnny Cracker 2.0 March 20, 2015
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penis mom 

when your friends mom wants your penis really bad. Usually happens when you are very polite. It makes moms go crazy for your penis.
yo doode, u got a penis mom man, watch out bro

fuck
penis mom by Johnny Cracker 2.0 March 20, 2015

Your Mom Eats Penis 

Ummm.... no real definition needed, just look at the phrase.
Your Mom Eats Penis better than Vadim does.

penis in your mom 

when your penis is erect and in your mom
1. that penis in your mom and cums in her

Penis Moment 

"Red kinda sus ngl"
"vote him"

*red was not the imposter*

"penis moment"
Penis Moment by whenthewhenthe April 27, 2021

Penis Moment 

When you're with the fellas and need to chug a roady before getting to the club
"Curtis, is this a Penis Moment???"
Penis Moment by boofmann69 November 5, 2022

Penis moment 

A typically cringy moment you had, usually as a child.
A moment that you didn't realize was cringy at the time but in later years makes you shudder as you think about it.

Example: emo kids posting song lyrics or quotes to social media.
A: ''hey dude, remember that time you fell in love with our teacher and stalked him online and then he blocked you?''
B:''Don't remind me ..''

A: ''penis moment lol''
Penis moment by Juenyx January 24, 2024
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