penis mom
when your friends mom wants your penis really bad. Usually happens when you are very polite. It makes moms go crazy for your penis.
penis mom by Johnny Cracker 2.0 March 20, 2015
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penis mom
when your friends mom wants your penis really bad. Usually happens when you are very polite. It makes moms go crazy for your penis.
penis mom by Johnny Cracker 2.0 March 20, 2015
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A typically cringy moment you had, usually as a child.
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Example: emo kids posting song lyrics or quotes to social media.
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Example: emo kids posting song lyrics or quotes to social media.
A: ''hey dude, remember that time you fell in love with our teacher and stalked him online and then he blocked you?''
B:''Don't remind me ..''
A: ''penis moment lol''
B:''Don't remind me ..''
A: ''penis moment lol''
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