penis jelly 

(Noun) A mix of sperm and lube that occurs after you F$#k the shit out of someone.

Dude my dick was covered in penis jelly last night.

penis jelly by Drunkwonderbread August 6, 2014

Penis Butter Jelly Time 

Ok I'll be honest. This phrase doesn't exactly have a meaning yet, but with the power of the internet we can keep on saying it randomly whenever we feel like it and it will eventually catch on and have a meaning of it's own.

It's Penis Butter Jelly Time, Bitch.

Normie: Hey John, what time is it?
Based: It's Penis Butter Jelly Time, Bitch.

Penis Butter Jelly Time by AnonymousPsycho1000 May 13, 2025

penis butter and jelly sandwich 

A Penis Butter and Jelly sandwich is when a guy cums in a girls vagina when shes on her period and there is a mixure of blood and jizz oozing from her slot. Her vag flaps supposedly being bread

I totally gave her a Penis Butter and Jelly

He lightly enjoyed the sight of her penis butter and jelly sandwich, he hated the taste

penis butter and jelly sandwich by NinjaSammichBear January 21, 2011

penis butter and jelly sandwich 

When you have a big fat shlong jizz all over your jelly sandwitch.

Hey Bubba want some of your penis butter and jelly sandwich!

penis butter and jelly sandwich by bobbyjoehanson December 24, 2008

Penis Butter and K.Y. Jelly Sandwich 

A sandwich comprised of Penis Butter (Sperm, Semen, Ejaculate, Cum, Baby Gravy, Baby Batter, Horny Muffins, Knob Slime, Peace Grease, Dick Goo, Ectoplasm of The Nether, Spoofs...etc.) and the popular personal lubricant K.Y. Jelly. Often said as a joke or sang in substitution of the old "Peanut Butter and Jelly " song features on the 90's popular kids TV show Barney the Dinosaur.

Example of a joke with a friend if they don't like something.: (See Example Below)

Other example: look up Barney Peanut butter and Jelly and change the words, you will see where the idea came from.

"Wow, why don't you just go and eat a Penis Butter and K.Y. Jelly Sandwich!?"

Penis Butter and K.Y. Jelly Sandwich by IronFistAlchemist June 17, 2018

retarded jellybean coleslaw penis llama 

the green llama thing that gallops through the fields freely

corneilious raped frankie one too many times

corneilious enjoys spending time with carol and galloping in fields together

retarded jellybean coleslaw penis llama by EmoHitWithBagel March 27, 2005