penis fingers 

Unexplainable clutz, who ends up breaking everything.

"Hey penis fingers... So you have to fuck everything you touch?"

penis fingers by Snaffta November 1, 2007

penis fingers 

A hereditary condition in which a person's fingers resemble that of a human penis. A person with penis fingers can be identified by large swollen fingers, usually red to purple in color. Prodtruting viens are also common resulting in severe sensitivity during erection. In more acute cases, frequent shedding of the fingernails may occur. Most diagnosed cases have occured in 30 day cycles, similiar to that of a woman's ovulation cycle. FMS, or "Finger Menstrual Syndrom" is the most frequent cause of car accidents in the United States today.

Shit, I got penis fingers.

penis fingers by Chris Bruno December 12, 2003

penis fingers 

Billy Barrow

wow looka at billys penis fingers!

penis fingers by bepere May 28, 2018

Penis Fingers 

Penis Fingers tend to happen when one is tired or intoxicated and cant seem to hit the right keys, or hit several extra keys all at the same time. Meaning No matter what you do your typing looks as if you typed it with your Penis.

John: whjat are yoiu up top tonight man?

Marc: Not much dude, seems like you have a case of Penis fingers tonight, lol.

John: seriouluy, I know right!?

Penis Fingers by Spazet May 16, 2011

Penis finger 

When a friend goes through your drawers at a party and pulls out your vibrator. Only to turn it on and put her finger on it.

or

Playing with a mans penis with only your finger.

*Oh my god guys come and look at this*
Girl pulls out her friend's vibrator and starts playing with it in front of everyone.

or

*Girl is tossing a guy off*
Guy : What the hell are you doing?
Girl : Penis fingering you?..

Penis finger by Milziz November 14, 2009

finger penis

a short and narrow/thin penis that has similar dimensions to a finger.

He had a finger penis, so I had to rely on motion in the ocean to get off.

finger penis by R4V4G3D_SKU11S December 28, 2010

Edward Penisfingers 

A sad misunderstood man who lives in a castle of regret upon a hilltop of doom, far from social interaction and reality. Often surrounds himself with various computers that simulate a social life, and clings to people he meets on the Internet as though they're The One due to not having any real knowledge of interpersonal relationships to put things in perspective. Often found browsing the thinkgeek website with a hand down his pants and feeling sorry for himself.

"hi IRC, Have you seen Amy?" - "No" - "How about now? Now? Now? Now? Sigh, I love her" - "Dude, you're such an Edward Penisfingers"

Edward Penisfingers by NefariousKitten February 23, 2009