finger penis

a short and narrow/thin penis that has similar dimensions to a finger.

He had a finger penis, so I had to rely on motion in the ocean to get off.

by R4V4G3D_SKU11S December 28, 2010

jersey side

sunny-side up, as in eggs

I like my eggs on the jersey side, so I can dip my texas toast into the yolk.

by R4V4G3D_SKU11S September 29, 2011