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Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis. 

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis
Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

peniscore 

slang term for something that's cool, whether it be a picture, or a person, or a pair of shoes, or anything really
damn bro, your so peniscore right now
A male member that needs to cautiously pop up and survey the surrounding environment, before committing to surfacing fully.
As drunk as I was, I had to up peniscope before agreeing to go home with her...
Peniscope by Jennicam January 20, 2009

Penistone 

A place in the Pennines, north west of England
full of polish
not advisable to go there
its just the definition of a shit hole
Penistone Church F.C are shit
just like Penistone itself, SHIT!
Penistone by Robert Wade1 December 21, 2008

Traffic on Penistone Road 

I'm late because Traffic on Penistone Road was busy this morning

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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