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penis cap 

fungal disease at the head of the penis
penis cap by Leah420 July 18, 2006
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No Penis Cap 

No penis cap basically mean that their not lying or capping on their dick when it comes to the amount of sexual partner they had.

Sometimes people write it like this 🚫🍆🧢.
Did you really have sex with that chick Kayla?

Aye no penis cap I definitely smashed her.
No Penis Cap by Itzkwann February 10, 2022

penis captivus 

A proposed scenario where, during sex, the vaginal muscles suddenly close around the penis, lodging it in the vagina and keeping it stuck there. It's been said that, should this occur, even after the errection dies down, it would require surgery to fix this. No real occurence has happened thus far.
"My boyfriend has this paranoid fear of penis captivus so we rarely have orgasms."
penis captivus by Bowman June 16, 2002

Penis Cape

1. A disproportionately large scrotum to testicle ratio.
2. A very large ball sac.

3. A disturbingly low hanging pair of balls.
After hot tub Tuesday Ted was totally sporting a penis cape.
Penis Cape by Joeski June 5, 2013

Penis Capital 

The act of investing alot of time trying to get up in some girls panties.
I invested alot of Penis Capital before I realized she had a boyfriend.
Penis Capital by the_nuge September 18, 2006

penis captain 

one who is captain of their own, or a fleet of penis.
That salty sailor is one hell of a penis captain

penis per capita

The ratio of males to females in a social setting such as a party, concert, etc.
Average Joe 1: Hey Joe, want to go the big party this Friday?

Average Joe 2: Naw, man. The penis per capita is too great. It's going to be a real Sausage Fest.
penis per capita by Captain_C@veman January 29, 2010
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