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No Penis Cap
No penis cap basically mean that their not lying or capping on their dick when it comes to the amount of sexual partner they had.
Sometimes people write it like this 🚫🍆🧢.
Sometimes people write it like this 🚫🍆🧢.
No Penis Cap by Itzkwann February 10, 2022
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penis captivus
A proposed scenario where, during sex, the vaginal muscles suddenly close around the penis, lodging it in the vagina and keeping it stuck there. It's been said that, should this occur, even after the errection dies down, it would require surgery to fix this. No real occurence has happened thus far.
penis captivus by Bowman June 16, 2002
Penis Cape
1. A disproportionately large scrotum to testicle ratio.
2. A very large ball sac.
3. A disturbingly low hanging pair of balls.
2. A very large ball sac.
3. A disturbingly low hanging pair of balls.
Penis Cape by Joeski June 5, 2013
Penis Capital
Penis Capital by the_nuge September 18, 2006
penis captain
penis captain by penis flock o plinco penis March 8, 2011
penis per capita
Average Joe 1: Hey Joe, want to go the big party this Friday?
Average Joe 2: Naw, man. The penis per capita is too great. It's going to be a real Sausage Fest.
Average Joe 2: Naw, man. The penis per capita is too great. It's going to be a real Sausage Fest.
penis per capita by Captain_C@veman January 29, 2010
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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