peenalitis 

Inflammation of the penis.

After I had sex with that strange woman I came down with a case of peenalitis.

The doctor said I have peenalitis and gave me some cream to ease the swelling.

peenalitis by la the brightman March 20, 2010

penilitis 

a harsh form of punishment, the penis is surgically removed from the genital area and re-attached to the forehead of the offender

pick them pokemon cards up of da floor in there or it's penilitis for you boy!

penilitis by the kdw May 2, 2010

grande penalitis 

When a man’s dick becomes swollen due to excessive masturbation or on men who receive frequent hand jobs from a male partner with callused hands.

My homosexual neighbor is a nympho and often suffers from grande penalitis because he is typically attracted to construction workers.

grande penalitis by stang man33 September 9, 2010

Peñalities 

A really rare Hispanic last name that usually people who eat too many pizza have.

You are eating too much pizza and you're Hispanic? You must be a Peñalities!

Peñalities by Arnesio Parapillo March 25, 2021

Peñalities 

A rare disease that a person can get by eating too many patties and being bare foot.

Don't be barefoot and eat those patties all day or you'll get peñalities!

Peñalities by Arnesio Parapillo March 25, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020