pengun
Guy 1: Hey did you hear what pengun did today?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 3: Your mother, He killed your mother. Wake up.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 3: Your mother, He killed your mother. Wake up.
pengun by totally not pengun on discord November 21, 2021
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Cum penguin
when a chick is laying on her stomach and you cum on her back in a igloo. Also refers to an adult spinoff of club penguin.
I hit up a bitch on club penguin and we met up by the igloos. She started sliding around and I did a cum penguin on her.
Cum penguin by That fuck boi February 17, 2017
Related Words
pen gun • Penguin • pengina • penguining • pengin • penguin walk • penguin fucker • Penguinism • Penguin Shit • Pengineer
Club Penguin
apolgy for bad english
where were u wen club penguin die
i was at house eating dorito when phone ring
"Club penguin is kil"
"no"
where were u wen club penguin die
i was at house eating dorito when phone ring
"Club penguin is kil"
"no"
Club Penguin by PoppingThemBottles August 3, 2023
penguinz0
The sexist man and Youtuber alive, legends tell he is the only Human born with a boner and has never gone flaced. Owner of the official Brendan Fraiser fan club.
He is the current world champ of breath holding underwater
He is the current world champ of breath holding underwater
penguinz0 by It is Wednesday my duds April 17, 2017
Penguining
Penguining by zimmygirl777 June 12, 2023
Pengineer
A Hip Hop duo from San Diego California that is extremely good at lyricism. Known for destroying microphones and speaker setups.
Did you catch that Pengineer show last night? They must be the dopest squad in the whole galaxy....It was so dope I had to cop that new Pengineer album!
Pengineer by Lyphe Cycle November 26, 2018
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