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a fierce race of keyboard warriors who have have slandered a portugese goblin named pendu since centuries and are spotted under every tweet where someone proclaims pendu as the goat with their most powerful weapon the sacred ratio.

That fat oaf hates pendu with passion what a penduphobic lmfaao

penduphobic by Anunay999999 June 23, 2021

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penisphobic

1. when someone is probably not gay and discriminates against all penis havers.

2. scared of dicks

wow that guy is penisphobic haha bozo get fucked imagine not liking dick

wow he’s scared of penis?! he’s so penisphobic

penisphobic by felix the fucking faggot October 6, 2021

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penophobic

uncontrollable fear of the penis

my wife is very penophobic

penophobic by Nick December 25, 2004

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penephobic

The fear of penises.

"People say I'm prude because I don't put out, but I'm really just penephobic."

penephobic by allyssaashleyy December 30, 2007

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penisphobic

1. when someone is probably not gay and discriminates against all penis havers.

2. scared of dicks

wow that guy is penisphobic haha bozo get fucked imagine not liking dick

wow he’s scared of penis?! he’s so penisphobic

penisphobic by felix the fucking faggot October 6, 2021

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Pendulaphobic

the fear of wind chimes

“hey guys, did you hear that kid Kyle is afraid of wind chimes”

“yeah dude he’s pendulaphobic”

Pendulaphobic by JDB18 March 19, 2020

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pencephobic

A bad bitty on TikTok with 1m+ followers😜🤤😘

Omg pencephobic is such a bad bitty

pencephobic by Pencephobic February 21, 2021

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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