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A portmanteau of pendejo (idiot) and ojete (ass hole) to mean stupid ass.
Exclaimed from car window: "¡pendejete!"
Used as a noun : Ése es el pendejete.
pendejete by threeLeftFeet February 1, 2019

Pendejear 

To fuck around, shoot the breeze.

To dick around doing nothing.
"Que vas a hacer despues de clase?"
"No se. Pendejear en la cafeteria."

"What are you gonna do after class?"
"Dunno. Just dick around in the cafeteria."
Pendejear by CHIDA August 9, 2009

Pendejitis 

Spanglish slang. Very serious condition that makes people act like they have lost all ability to reason.
Have you seen? My daughter got back with her cheating ex. Seems as though her pendejitis may be terminal now she says she wants to marry the guy.
Pendejitis by Holysheetfairy December 11, 2019

Pendejito 

Spanish slang for "little asshole or little dumbass"
Pendejito you think you're slick.
Pendejito by Lagigi227 November 12, 2009

pendejaje 

A whole bunch of pendejos, i.e., a whole bunch of pubic hairs or of people who are pendejos (asshole, dumbass, stupid, idiot). It can also be used abstractly meaning "stupidity" "assholeness" "dumbassness".
1. After trimming/shaving his pubic hair in the bath tub, he forgets to clean it and the wife comes: "But que pendejaje es esta?"

2. The people in this office are all pendejos. I hate having to work in/with this pendejaje.

3. I can't stand Johnny with all of his pendejaje!
pendejaje by Pen Dejo October 9, 2008

Pendejitis 

A dangerous and very common desease where the victim is very srupid or in Spanish a "pendejo"
That guy is so dumb he for sure has "pendejitis"
Pendejitis by Alberto smh kass July 22, 2018
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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