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The proposed title to the sequel of the movie "Top Gun", referencing the homosexual overtones of the original.
Have you seen Top Gun 2: Power Bottom? It's even fruitier than the original, and the original was super gay.
by SimonX October 16, 2018
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Smart people know that when it comes to cars, nothing beats Japanese engineering for style and reliability.
Smart people know that when it comes to cars, nothing beats Japanese engineering for style and reliability.
by SimonX April 19, 2020
Get the G35 mug.A partnership typically consisting of a dominant social justice warrior female and a Soyboy. These couple are usually educated at a liberal university, make decent money, and refer to themselves as parents of furry children (dogs and cats). The female will, on occasion, engage in trysts with another males to obtain the sexual satisfaction she is unable to achieve with her soy partner, whereas her Soyboy partner will engage in the occasional rendezvous with other semi-gay males.
Soy couples can be found hanging out at Trader Joe's, coffee shops, dog parks, the decks of multi-story apartment buildings, pretentious bars, and virtue-signalling protest rallies.
They like to believe they are more socially enlightened than most, yet secretly harbor institutionalized racist ideas.
Soy couples can be found hanging out at Trader Joe's, coffee shops, dog parks, the decks of multi-story apartment buildings, pretentious bars, and virtue-signalling protest rallies.
They like to believe they are more socially enlightened than most, yet secretly harbor institutionalized racist ideas.
This soy couple came up to my office at the zoo and demanded we take down the gorilla statue because it was racist. When I asked them how could a statue of a gorilla be racist, they attempted to educate me on how black people can look like gorillas, then threw their soy lattes all over me, and promptly left in their Prius.
I was like, wtf just happened!?
I was like, wtf just happened!?
by SimonX July 4, 2020
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by SimonX September 8, 2020
Get the Sammich mug.Popping a boner at a desk.
Sitting in class, I couldn't help but stare at Mrs. Merchant's sexy legs. Unfortunately I didn't make it to the bathroom to jerk due to my throbbing pencilation. I had to wait a bit for my knob to to stop the throb, and jerked myself when I got home.
by SimonX October 12, 2023
Get the pencilation mug.Baniyn (bahn-eye-n) is an acronym for "busted a nut in your name". It's a shout-out, or a dedication to a person of which whom you've masturbated and ejaculated, and therefore paying homage to.
Halle, I loved your last post so much, I baniyn.
I baniyn you almost every morning Mrs. Merchant. If I don't, I can't concentrate in class.
I baniyn you almost every morning Mrs. Merchant. If I don't, I can't concentrate in class.
by SimonX May 7, 2021
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The all-too-common treatment received at most retail establishments known as the Service With Attitude Guarantee, or SWAG.
This "attitude" is heavily influenced by hip-hop culture in its delivery and measure, completely unapologetic for nothing and offended by everything.
The all-too-common treatment received at most retail establishments known as the Service With Attitude Guarantee, or SWAG.
This "attitude" is heavily influenced by hip-hop culture in its delivery and measure, completely unapologetic for nothing and offended by everything.
by SimonX November 21, 2024
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