SimonX's definitions
The soft, supple, yet unwanted fat accumulation on the tricep area of the arm. Tends to happen mainly to inactive women beginning in their early twenties.
by SimonX September 8, 2020
Get the Sammichmug. Popping a boner at a desk.
Sitting in class, I couldn't help but stare at Mrs. Merchant's sexy legs. Unfortunately I didn't make it to the bathroom to jerk due to my throbbing pencilation. I had to wait a bit for my knob to to stop the throb, and jerked myself when I got home.
by SimonX October 12, 2023
Get the pencilationmug. The proposed title to the sequel of the movie "Top Gun", referencing the homosexual overtones of the original.
Have you seen Top Gun 2: Power Bottom? It's even fruitier than the original, and the original was super gay.
by SimonX October 16, 2018
Get the Top Gun 2: Power Bottommug. The car that gullible BMW (3 & 5 series) owners who bought into the whole "German engineering" scam wish they had gotten when they experience the mountains of repair bills drive them deeper into debt.
Smart people know that when it comes to cars, nothing beats Japanese engineering for style and reliability.
Smart people know that when it comes to cars, nothing beats Japanese engineering for style and reliability.
by SimonX April 19, 2020
Get the G35mug. Baniyn (bahn-eye-n) is an acronym for "busted a nut in your name". It's a shout-out, or a dedication to a person of which whom you've masturbated and ejaculated, and therefore paying homage to.
Halle, I loved your last post so much, I baniyn.
I baniyn you almost every morning Mrs. Merchant. If I don't, I can't concentrate in class.
I baniyn you almost every morning Mrs. Merchant. If I don't, I can't concentrate in class.
by SimonX May 7, 2021
Get the baniynmug. Acronym
The all-too-common treatment received at most retail establishments known as the Service With Attitude Guarantee, or SWAG.
This "attitude" is heavily influenced by hip-hop culture in its delivery and measure, completely unapologetic for nothing and offended by everything.
The all-too-common treatment received at most retail establishments known as the Service With Attitude Guarantee, or SWAG.
This "attitude" is heavily influenced by hip-hop culture in its delivery and measure, completely unapologetic for nothing and offended by everything.
by SimonX November 21, 2024
Get the SWAGmug. COVID-19 was a collusion of worldwide governments and plan of action to implant the citizens of the world with an identification mode.
The term, COVID-19, is actually a clandestine acronym initially coined by the W.H.O., which stands for "Covert Operation to Verify IDentification". The 19, is for the year they hatched the plan, 2019.
They plan was a moderate success, with nearly half of all citizens voluntarily opting for the inoculation of an unproven vaccine.
The reaction to the scare of the virus was a secondary study in human behavior to determine if the larger populus could pressure the non-conforming citizenry to comply through forced inequality favoring those who conformed. Those conformists include but is not limited to politicians, Hollywood elitists, and professional athletes.
The term, COVID-19, is actually a clandestine acronym initially coined by the W.H.O., which stands for "Covert Operation to Verify IDentification". The 19, is for the year they hatched the plan, 2019.
They plan was a moderate success, with nearly half of all citizens voluntarily opting for the inoculation of an unproven vaccine.
The reaction to the scare of the virus was a secondary study in human behavior to determine if the larger populus could pressure the non-conforming citizenry to comply through forced inequality favoring those who conformed. Those conformists include but is not limited to politicians, Hollywood elitists, and professional athletes.
by SimonX February 28, 2023
Get the COVID-19mug.