pencha

The Chinese pinyin version og spilling tea out of your mouth. Usually express shock or amusement.

JOHN WATSON: Remember the last time we were at the bench?
MARY: Don’t say it.
JOHN WATSON: “ I was stung by a jellyfish and you told me to pee on it.”
MYCROFT: (pencha)

by OrzLan May 23, 2018

perchance

A synonym for Perhaps

Is Mario an evil man? Perchance.

by EarlessMimikyu March 1, 2022

Penhale

Penhale is welsh slang for a fake, delusional person.

He paid for his own fashion shoot now he thinks hes a model, that guy is such a Penhale

by Carpet DM October 7, 2016

punchable face

When someone has got the kind of face that irritates you to the point of wanting to punch them

That bitch ass Talyn has gotta have the school achievement for most punchable face

by coochiemasta69 June 5, 2019

Pench

The combination between the two words “peng” (fit/good) and “dench” (big/massive).

“That burger is proper pench mate”
“Look at that building! Pench innit”

by biggoon April 5, 2019

Penchanting

A combination of penchant and enchanting. To have a knack for enchanting someone or something. Other forms of the word include penchanted and penchantment.

1) Angus winked at me and I was a goner... totally penchanted!

2) He took me for a walk and was so penchanting that I never wanted to leave.

3) She fainted out of the pure penchantment of the way he said her name.

by Belch Queen May 24, 2019

Penchester Penited

Penchester Penited is a football club based in Manchester , England , who can only win by bribing referees , and are known for signing finished penalty takers like Pristiano Penaldo and Pruno Penandes or bench warmers like Jadon Bencho or Donny Van de Bench , and hiring finished coaches , or signing samsung fridges like harry maguire , nemanja matic or fred

Me :its a shame Penchester Penited have dropped points agaist Burnley
My friends : thats because they spent all their money signing harry maguire and they didnt have enough to bribe the referee
Me : but what about the new signings ?
My friend : the finished pen takers unfortunately havent gotten a pen

Me : what a finished football club !

by victoras69 February 12, 2022