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Penas
Related Words
Penas • penasia • Penass • penash • penasquitos • Penaseta • Penashkis • penasity • penasourus • Penassed
Elongated Penas
A Phrase That Is Shouted Out At Random (Mostly By Santa Claus) That Refers To Someone Or Something Penis Or Penises.
Elongated Penas by TobyTheGemmyGuy March 18, 2020
this shit is easy peasy pumkpin peasy pumpkin pie motherfucker
this shit is easy peasy pumkpin peasy pumpkin pie motherfucker by GerardWayIsSoSassy October 1, 2013
Peasant
A peasant originally a term used to describe an agricultural laborer, usually those living in Medieval Europe under feudalism. Peasants were predominant in the European interior, in contrast to Roman & Semitic societies, where slaves were more common & generally held a better living standard than peasants.
The main difference between a Slave and Peasant is Freedom
A peasant is given Freedom to:
- Pay Taxes to the governing Elites
- Be responsible for his living expenses (pay rent, buy food)
- Die in wars when the Elites of his nation are involved in a conflict
- Respect the borders drawn by the agreement of the world governing Elites
- Be proud of his flag, language, religion, culture & superiority to other peasants
The main difference between a Slave and Peasant is Freedom
A peasant is given Freedom to:
- Pay Taxes to the governing Elites
- Be responsible for his living expenses (pay rent, buy food)
- Die in wars when the Elites of his nation are involved in a conflict
- Respect the borders drawn by the agreement of the world governing Elites
- Be proud of his flag, language, religion, culture & superiority to other peasants
Bernard: We have to make sure we divide miscible peasants and corral immiscible peasants
Joe: Being a peasant sucks...I want to be an Elite
Bernard: Its not that easy Joe, we have to deal with the problems of Billions of peasants. Unlike a peasant our lives don't revolve around family & feelings.
Joe: GOD is my savior, hell with you!
Bernard: We taught you to believe in GOD, its the best way to subjugate a peasant...Don't worry a lot, catch the game today, I have money on it
Joe: Really, how much?!
Joe: Being a peasant sucks...I want to be an Elite
Bernard: Its not that easy Joe, we have to deal with the problems of Billions of peasants. Unlike a peasant our lives don't revolve around family & feelings.
Joe: GOD is my savior, hell with you!
Bernard: We taught you to believe in GOD, its the best way to subjugate a peasant...Don't worry a lot, catch the game today, I have money on it
Joe: Really, how much?!
Peasant by Felix Jabs Arnold August 1, 2018
Drunken Peasants
A popular podcast started by The Amazing Atheist. If you do something stupid, they will destroy you.
Drunken Peasants by Cleffroski November 7, 2014
Pedasodemierda
Cowards. Lairs. Snitches. Thieves.
Snakes. Fakes. Bitter Leaches.
Facebook whores. Twitter skeezers.
Bitchmade lames. Haters. Weasels.
Snakes. Fakes. Bitter Leaches.
Facebook whores. Twitter skeezers.
Bitchmade lames. Haters. Weasels.
Pedasodemierda by Comegetsomeshucka August 2, 2019
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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