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penasourus

a very large penis-like dinosour
dude i was watching land before time and the huge t-rex was fighting with the even BIGGER PENASOURUS
by mrtacomancan24 November 8, 2009
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Penisaurus Erectis

A large penis that is big, erect, and terribly ugly
Jessica: "Carol,I was up early this morning and unfortunately saw Sam sneaking out of your bed with a penisaurus erectis. How can you use that thing, it is horrid!"

Carol: "I know, but once it's dark and I'm a little drunk, who cares?"
by Dastev April 13, 2009
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Penisaurus rex

A beast with the world's largest 5 inch penis. It should be noted that the 5 inches is in reference to the radius of the penis. When erect, it can extend up to 15 kilometers in length.

The word "Penis-" is the latin word for "Tail" and the term "rex" is also from the latin word "king". Hence "Penis King"

Kingdom - Anamalia
Phylum - Chordata
Class - Mammalia
Order - Penisauria
Family - Penisauridae
Genus - Penisaurus

Penisaurus rex is often abbreviated to P-Rex. The P-Rex is often synonymous with the word AVBP.

The most common prey for the Penisaurus rex is the Danfag

In some cultures, the P-Rex is referred to as "Moosa, the beast with the 2.5 ton AVBP". It sometimes suffers from back problems.
The Penisaurus rex used its AVBP to crush the Danfag

Johnny is the Penisaurus rex.

Occasionally, the Penisaurus rex would suffer from Penisclerosis and would get a 28 hour erection.

When the P-Rex caught a case of Penisclerosis, it used its AVBP to smack Danfags across the face.

People worship the Penisaurus rex by repeatedly chanting "Moosa-Bhai!! Moosa-Bhai!!"
by boringtimes February 1, 2010
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Penisouras

Million years ago the greatest and most feared dinosaur wasn't the tyrannosaurus or Velociraptor but the Penisouras who conquered and destroyed The Neanderthall's great cities and country's. This Dinosaur was over 50 feet tall weighing over 30 tons and could shoot its hot sticky goo over 1000 ft in distance.
Dude did you see last nights episode when Godzilla went up againist The almighty Penisouras ! Godzilla cried like a little bitch
by Bum Killa 101 April 15, 2009
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pegasaurus

what the hell do you think? its like a tyranosaurus but with pegusus.
damn that pegasaurus is bad ass.
by asphyxiated_angel August 6, 2010
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Penisouraus

A penis that is larger than a leg but smaller than a body.
Girl: He had a penisouraus that gave me a ride last night.
by StraightxXxKing April 5, 2011
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pwnasaurus rex

Referring to pwnasaur} but adding the really sweeeeet rex at the end, so ppl know whos boss.
Pibb: wow dude you totally pwned me hard!

Phatty: what can i say im a pwnasaurus rex my friend.

Pibb: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELOGN TO US!

Phatty:I AM TEH LEET HAXXOR PWNASAURUS REX!
by [GRNREV]Phatty;) May 13, 2005
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