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Penaleans by MaPenaleans December 31, 2021
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penalkany
An average guy with a below average life living with his « DaAad », he’s from a shithole city named wed fes , he goes around stealing others lame trans ass pens.
Growing up i heard stories about him my grand father used to say : « penalkany is a scary little gnome , an incest product that enjoys going around the village stealing ugly girls numbers , oneday i asked a girl if she had a pen so i can play my daily soduku , he came at and yelled at me « PEN GIVE ME THE PENALTY AND THE BEAUTIFUL QUEEN OR I KICK YOUR ASS » »
Shame on you penalkany
Growing up i heard stories about him my grand father used to say : « penalkany is a scary little gnome , an incest product that enjoys going around the village stealing ugly girls numbers , oneday i asked a girl if she had a pen so i can play my daily soduku , he came at and yelled at me « PEN GIVE ME THE PENALTY AND THE BEAUTIFUL QUEEN OR I KICK YOUR ASS » »
Shame on you penalkany
-Hey bro …you good ?
-No a girl just…
-Friendzoned you ? Its alright happens to the best of us
-No… she penalkany ed me
-You mean called you an average looking lifeless fatherlover mf that steal others pens , lame ass girls and jokes just to impress his trans ex ? Thats rough bro ama block you….
-No a girl just…
-Friendzoned you ? Its alright happens to the best of us
-No… she penalkany ed me
-You mean called you an average looking lifeless fatherlover mf that steal others pens , lame ass girls and jokes just to impress his trans ex ? Thats rough bro ama block you….
penalkany by Omarobloxx March 15, 2022
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