pelvicorn

the male erection, especially in embarassing situations

Dude, nice pelvicorn.

by Bill Evans March 11, 2008

Pelvicorn

A human being named expressly for his appendage which controls his life and decision making.

While possessing mystical powers due to the great size and talent, of his most important body part, he is a legend and a savant all in one being... Therefore a being of lore in all forms of the imagination.

"Hey... Did you hear about JJ!?... He's a real life pelvicorn!"

by J.J. Wiggles August 2, 2015

Pelvicorn

A human being named expressly for his appendage which controls his life and decision making.

While possessing mystical powers due to the great size and talent, of his most important body part, he is a legend and a savant all in one being... Therefore a being of lore in all forms of the imagination.

"Hey... Did you hear about JJ!?... He's a real life pelvicorn!"

by J.J. Wiggles August 2, 2015

penicorn

A unicorn with a penis on its forehead instead of a horn. It can prod and poke with the same effectiveness as the unicorn. Ovbious to which gender this creature happens to be.

The penicorn frolicked gaily among the flowers...unbeknowest that poachers come in search of the rare sack it carried proudly on its forehead.

by skank ass weasel October 25, 2003

Peenicorn

A mythological creature, with the body of a horse and horn of a penis.

The Leprechaun wanted to play leap frog with the peenicorn.

by Drea, Chayle, Lauren June 30, 2007

penicorn

A Penicorn is a magnifficant creature with a penis as a horn. They are the very pets of the ancient gods! Some say that they are waiting for a soul as pure as a mountain river, to show their almighty presence to.
It is also said that even the slightest glance of such a creature blesses the beholder with eternal beauty.
Scientists from all over the world are trying to gather crucial evidence of it's existance to make an Eternal-Beauty-Potion and make millions. Naturally, ebaum is trying to find one to watermark it and put it on his site.

Omg! The animal that put out the city fire was a Penicorn!
- Duh!

by -Rabies- September 1, 2008

penicorns

Unicorn that instead of a horn at the top of its head it is a penis.

"Yo' dude, you see that penicorns over thurr."

Charlie the penicorn. (;
Candy Mountain Charlieeeeeeee.

by Jejamtrissiecishaa. January 12, 2009