7 definitions by skank ass weasel

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The edible part of a pectoral unit.
Sometimes...when david isn't looking...I take a little nibble...it's okay though, because it's edible.
by skank ass weasel October 25, 2003
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A unicorn with a penis on its forehead instead of a horn. It can prod and poke with the same effectiveness as the unicorn. Ovbious to which gender this creature happens to be.
The penicorn frolicked gaily among the flowers...unbeknowest that poachers come in search of the rare sack it carried proudly on its forehead.
by skank ass weasel October 25, 2003
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A German with bad english attempting the word: move.
"Moof your goddamn liederhosen (song trousers) off ze stuhl (chair)!
by skank ass weasel March 21, 2004
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the man at costco that hands out the free muffin samples.
"do you know the muffin man?"
"the muffin man?"
"the muffin man..."
"yes i know the muffin man...who lives on drury lane?"
"shes...married to the muffin man."
"the muffin man?"
"THE MUFFIN MAN!"
*note* watch shrek
by skank ass weasel October 25, 2003
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When you're sitting on the pot and you've got diarrhea and you blast a dukie SO hard that it explodes out of your butt, leaving your toilet in ruins, and you with a bloody ass.
"Uh, mom? i think you need to check this...my diarrhea, kinda...exploded out of my ass."
by skank ass weasel May 01, 2003
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"Whoa, look at the ass on that."
"Dude, that's so tight. She must work out."
by skank ass weasel May 17, 2003
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