Pelvicorn

A human being named expressly for his appendage which controls his life and decision making.

While possessing mystical powers due to the great size and talent, of his most important body part, he is a legend and a savant all in one being... Therefore a being of lore in all forms of the imagination.

"Hey... Did you hear about JJ!?... He's a real life pelvicorn!"

by J.J. Wiggles August 2, 2015

Pelvicorn

A human being named expressly for his appendage which controls his life and decision making.

While possessing mystical powers due to the great size and talent, of his most important body part, he is a legend and a savant all in one being... Therefore a being of lore in all forms of the imagination.

"Hey... Did you hear about JJ!?... He's a real life pelvicorn!"

by J.J. Wiggles August 2, 2015

pelvicorn

the male erection, especially in embarassing situations

Dude, nice pelvicorn.

by Bill Evans March 11, 2008