the act of cleaning out a chickens smegma while yerking it to the chickens gobbler.
(must be in a chicken pen)
(must be in a chicken pen)
man 1: hey man how was your pelck sesh?
man 2: oh it was good! i got almost all of it out if my chicken
man 1: wow thats great! you should be called a pelcker
man 2: good idea! ill be quandale the pelcker
man 2: oh it was good! i got almost all of it out if my chicken
man 1: wow thats great! you should be called a pelcker
man 2: good idea! ill be quandale the pelcker
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Rhonda was giving me an awesome blowjob, but as soon as I started cumming the bitch puked the pizza we just ate and cumm all over my dick. Wasnt expecting a peckeroni. Damn, should never feed them before throat fucking them.
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A real all American gun-loving man. Who knows who the real president is. He is the epitome of masculinity and only eats meat.
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Girl: Hello? Hello?
Guy: <Indistinct noise>
Later that day….
Girl: Hey, did you call me? I think you may have accidentally called me.
Guy: Oh, I must have pecker dialed you. Or, perhaps it called you on its own!
Guy: <Indistinct noise>
Later that day….
Girl: Hey, did you call me? I think you may have accidentally called me.
Guy: Oh, I must have pecker dialed you. Or, perhaps it called you on its own!
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I don’t want that guy cooking my food girl I saw him outside pecker pickin!
I don’t want that guy cooking my food girl I saw him outside pecker pickin!
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Times are tough everywhere man, just keep your pecker hard and your powder dry, and you’ll make it through.
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