Person with a pitch fork as a penis, preferable ginger.
Metal pitchfork with wood spiraling up it. Someone with a peenfork has a 100% chance of having a fire crotch baby.

Mitch you so have a peenfork

Peenfork by JakerinaRawR&&Shelberino October 20, 2010

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peenorcut

A common term for invasive disfigurement of male genetalia, specifically the penis.

I was bewildered by his complex form of peenorcut.

See also body modification.

peenorcut by somari April 7, 2005

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peenor

(N) a childish, yet inexplicably hilarious, word for penis.

Guy: Hey, you wanna see mah peenor?
Girl: HELL YEAH! Whip out your peenor!

peenor by Aaron July 11, 2004

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Pengorgiful

A describing word to call someone peng , gorgeous and beautiful all at once.

Made by jamie

Ruby you are absolutely PENGORGIFUL

Pengorgiful by Jamieisthebad June 19, 2022

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peengrapple

1. To grip tenaciously to one's peen.
2. To perform Olympic wrestling techniques upon the peen

omf~, Shelly, I was peengrappling Art and he said he had to pee. It was weird.

peengrapple by Proteus93 April 12, 2004

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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