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peenalitis 

After I had sex with that strange woman I came down with a case of peenalitis.

The doctor said I have peenalitis and gave me some cream to ease the swelling.
peenalitis by la the brightman March 20, 2010
Two or more penises roaming the country looking for fresh vagine to harvest.
Guy: oh look the peenai harvest is almost complete.
Girl: Already!?!
peenai by Jesus Chr1st January 17, 2008

peenmaid 

similar to a mermaid, but with the tail of a giant penis. also note that the tip shoots out seamen for defense.
"Yaarrrgggh Matey" The pirate screamed as the Peenmaid shot him in the eye with seamen.
peenmaid by lethal laura January 19, 2010
when pain is inflicted using genitals
I peenalized that girl the other day.
peeeeeeen
I had to peenalize my boyfriend Colin last night from making love to me.
peenalize by waresrdtfjyguhij;ok' January 28, 2019
How all idiots pronounce the word penalize.
I will peenalize you for putting the wrong answer.
Peenalize by Joseph Russo January 10, 2019
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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