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peenalitis 

After I had sex with that strange woman I came down with a case of peenalitis.

The doctor said I have peenalitis and gave me some cream to ease the swelling.
peenalitis by la the brightman March 20, 2010
Two or more penises roaming the country looking for fresh vagine to harvest.
Guy: oh look the peenai harvest is almost complete.
Girl: Already!?!
peenai by Jesus Chr1st January 17, 2008

peenmaid 

similar to a mermaid, but with the tail of a giant penis. also note that the tip shoots out seamen for defense.
"Yaarrrgggh Matey" The pirate screamed as the Peenmaid shot him in the eye with seamen.
peenmaid by lethal laura January 19, 2010
when pain is inflicted using genitals
I peenalized that girl the other day.
peeeeeeen
I had to peenalize my boyfriend Colin last night from making love to me.
peenalize by waresrdtfjyguhij;ok' January 28, 2019
How all idiots pronounce the word penalize.
I will peenalize you for putting the wrong answer.
Peenalize by Joseph Russo January 10, 2019