7 definitions by Trumpium
When you try to make a joke definition of an Urban dictionary link, but it says can't contain links in the definition, so you remove the link and submit it, thinking the problem is resolved and your funny joke is through. But then it says definition must have word in it, but the word is the source of the other problem.
Human: I can't wait to joke about urbandictionary's blog page!
*Human goes to website, adds definition, writes 'funny' definition, presses submit*
Website: There was 1 error that prohibited this form from being submitted (Links)
Human: Ok then, I will remove the link.
Website: There was 1 error that prohibited this form from being submitted (Not having the word in the example)
Human: HELP ME, I AM IN THE Urban Dictionary Paradox!!!!!!!
*Human goes to website, adds definition, writes 'funny' definition, presses submit*
Website: There was 1 error that prohibited this form from being submitted (Links)
Human: Ok then, I will remove the link.
Website: There was 1 error that prohibited this form from being submitted (Not having the word in the example)
Human: HELP ME, I AM IN THE Urban Dictionary Paradox!!!!!!!
by Trumpium March 17, 2022
JFIF stands for 'JPEG File Interchange Format'.
JFIF is a minimal image file size most often used in browser thumbnails.
JFIF is also the most annoying file format ever because literally every single image sharing website rejects it.
JFIF is a minimal image file size most often used in browser thumbnails.
JFIF is also the most annoying file format ever because literally every single image sharing website rejects it.
FRIEND: Hey dude I find this hilarious meme! I'll send you it rn
OTHER FRIEND: Where is the image?
FRIEND: For some reason this site hates JFIF. I can't send it
OTHER FRIEND: Where is the image?
FRIEND: For some reason this site hates JFIF. I can't send it
by Trumpium March 9, 2022
A large wave of urine or containing urine that is larger than the average amount. (pee)
Pee (Urine)
Tsunami (Big wave)
=Peenami
Pee (Urine)
Tsunami (Big wave)
=Peenami
by Trumpium February 11, 2022
An extremely idiotic thing websites use, basically it's like waving a cross (adblock) at a demon (person with adblock) to go away or turn it off.
Once you turn it off, they log all your personal information and say thanks.
Once you turn it off, they log all your personal information and say thanks.
You: I am thirsty for info, let's go to this news website.
*You scroll down slowly, reading each line*
Website: Turn off your adblocker to keep viewing this website
You: Go away
*Closes website*
*You scroll down slowly, reading each line*
Website: Turn off your adblocker to keep viewing this website
You: Go away
*Closes website*
by Trumpium December 16, 2021
The phrase teachers and elders have taught the younglings.
Fun fact: This phrase utterly disrupts the bullies entire body, shutting down the physical and mental aspect and causing them to leave you online.
Fun fact: This phrase utterly disrupts the bullies entire body, shutting down the physical and mental aspect and causing them to leave you online.
by Trumpium February 14, 2022
You clicked on flag or something on this cursed website, and are currently on a universal scale of boredom. Then decided to put it into that forbidden search bar just to see some nonsense written by someone on the other side of the world.
Are you proud of yourself?
Are you proud of yourself?
Friend: Want to play another match?
You: I would love to but... I need to be productive and do homework.
Friend: Alright, please be quick though!
You: I need to do my writing essay for fiction. Let's go to Urbandictionary.com and find some nonsense words.
10 mins later.
You: Wow I didn't know that all these pages exist!
*You search "SIGN IN (づ ◕‿‿◕ )づ Please sign in to vote and post new definitions Sign in with Facebook Sign in with Gmail) " after seeing a sign up page.
You: Ok I am done now, actually one more word!
(The painful cycle of wasting time has begun)
You: I would love to but... I need to be productive and do homework.
Friend: Alright, please be quick though!
You: I need to do my writing essay for fiction. Let's go to Urbandictionary.com and find some nonsense words.
10 mins later.
You: Wow I didn't know that all these pages exist!
*You search "SIGN IN (づ ◕‿‿◕ )づ Please sign in to vote and post new definitions Sign in with Facebook Sign in with Gmail) " after seeing a sign up page.
You: Ok I am done now, actually one more word!
(The painful cycle of wasting time has begun)
by Trumpium December 15, 2021
by Trumpium February 18, 2022