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The time of life when a person spends more than two hours "preening" at the mirror to get ready to leave the house. Preenage usually starts about age 12 for girls and 16 in boys, when they discover "the opposite sex" and want to be attractive.

I have give my daughter at least two hours notice before we're supposed to leave the house, because she's a preenager and takes forever in the bathroom getting ready.

preenager by Black@Heart November 16, 2010

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preenager

A girl in the age range that immediately precedes being a tweenager

It must be Bring Your Daughter to Work Day because this placed is filled with sexy preenagers.

preenager by solarbreeze69 April 24, 2008

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preener

a guy or girl, who thinks they're hot shit and will always try to convince others of it. He/She may even try to argue about their own greatness. But in reality, they're losers.

Kid: Look at that dude struttin like he owns the place.
Kid2: man, i hate that fuckin' preener!

preener by yogurtpills March 6, 2010

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greenager

A teenage environmentalist

Greenagers can often be seen volunteering to pick up trash at local parks.

greenager by anon.ymous1 September 22, 2009

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Peenage

pwnage mixed with the word penis

That game was major peenage

Peenage by Dick Hardon July 18, 2006

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Prenager

Per-teenage years starting from 9 to 12 years old

I can't believe your son is 9 already, you officially have a prenAger.

Prenager by Momsy August 1, 2012

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Peenager

A teenage boy who loves a taste of male genitals

“Ha, your brother’s such a peenager”

Peenager by ThePointlessBible November 16, 2019

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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