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preenager 

The time of life when a person spends more than two hours "preening" at the mirror to get ready to leave the house. Preenage usually starts about age 12 for girls and 16 in boys, when they discover "the opposite sex" and want to be attractive.
I have give my daughter at least two hours notice before we're supposed to leave the house, because she's a preenager and takes forever in the bathroom getting ready.
preenager by Black@Heart November 16, 2010
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preenager 

A girl in the age range that immediately precedes being a tweenager
It must be Bring Your Daughter to Work Day because this placed is filled with sexy preenagers.
preenager by solarbreeze69 April 24, 2008
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a guy or girl, who thinks they're hot shit and will always try to convince others of it. He/She may even try to argue about their own greatness. But in reality, they're losers.
Kid: Look at that dude struttin like he owns the place.
Kid2: man, i hate that fuckin' preener!
preener by yogurtpills March 6, 2010

greenager 

Greenagers can often be seen volunteering to pick up trash at local parks.
greenager by anon.ymous1 September 22, 2009
pwnage mixed with the word penis
That game was major peenage
Peenage by Dick Hardon July 18, 2006

Prenager 

Per-teenage years starting from 9 to 12 years old
I can't believe your son is 9 already, you officially have a prenAger.
Prenager by Momsy August 1, 2012

Peenager 

“Ha, your brother’s such a peenager”
Peenager by ThePointlessBible November 16, 2019
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